Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
After hearing a new allegation of Trump's sexual transgressions, this one about looking up women's skirts, I thought "he sounds like Quagmire." Despite being a dirty, disgusting, sex offender, Quagmire is easily my favorite character on Family Guy. Karma usually works out and he gets what's coming to him. I didn't put a lot of... Continue Reading →
Whoever did not see this coming needs to go sit in the corner and remain silent until Thanksgiving. Election 2016 just went scorched Earth. Reports came out last night of four women accusing Donald Trump of forcibly groping and kissing them. If you're attempting to eat a meal you might want to stop reading at... Continue Reading →
Many believe the greatest threat to the United States is ISIS. Others say Climate Change. Recently you've probably read more about people freaking out about clowns. Scary clowns. Creepy clowns. I don't get this fad. I don't think anyone does. I think a news organization needs to find a clown and interview him to find... Continue Reading →
Do you eat Cheetos? Well, probably a lot less over the past year than you used to. Suddenly, I've lost any desire for them. But I have eaten more than my share of Cheetos in my life. The one thing you learn is that they're messy. You get that processed Cheeto cheese dust on your... Continue Reading →
Wikileaks dumped a bunch of transcripts from Clinton's meetings with Wall Street players and emails between her and figures within The Clinton Foundation. They are being overshadowed by the leak of the Trump groper video. U.S. intelligence says the Russians are hacking into the Democrats' computers in an attempt to influence our presidential election. It's... Continue Reading →
What's scarier than Donald Trump not knowing that presidents do not appoint special prosecutors to punish their political opponents? Donald Trump knowing it. Donald Trump entered Sunday night's debate with a very low bar and he began the evening by crawling under it. Trump held a news conference before the event with several of Bill... Continue Reading →
Friday afternoon The Washington Post released a video of Trump bragging about groping and assaulting women, attempting to sleep with a married woman, and how women will let you do anything "when you're a star." He gave disgusting details such as being able to walk up to them and "grab them by the p***y." How bad is... Continue Reading →
While you can't entirely blame Climate Change for natural disasters, there's a lot more evidence for it being a cause than gay marriage. Yes, there are right-wing nut jobs and religious zealots blaming gays for Hurricane Matthew. One contributor for a popular anti-gay website (I'm not going to promote here by posting their name) is... Continue Reading →
Hillary Clinton is running in a very tight race against a lunatic and the survival of life as we know it hangs in the balance. What doesn't she need right now? Oh, I don't know. How about her husband and former president Bill Clinton stating at a rally that "Obamacare is the craziest thing in... Continue Reading →
If you had Googled "whipping out that Mexican thing" yesterday you probably would have stumbled upon some disturbing websites. Today you'll find the most memorable line from the Vice Presidential debate which was made by Donald Trump's running mate Mike Pence, governor of Indiana. He was retorting back to Tim Kaine, U.S. Senator from Virginia,... Continue Reading →
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