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I really wanted to include tampons, which is on the Militants' wishlist, but I was afraid that would scare off newspapers from running this cartoon. The anti-government gun nuts occupying the federal bird sanctuary in Oregon have sent out a wishlist. On the list is stuff like underwear, blankets, hot dogs, radios and tampons. They're... Continue Reading →
Today's cartoon for The Seattle Times. There was a software glitch in Washington's Department of Corrections that allowed a LOT of inmates to be released early. It was so alarming to the department that they ignored it for three years. Did you like this cartoon? Want to help a cartoonist make a living? Look to... Continue Reading →
Gay marriage is legal through all of the United States of America. The U.S. Supreme Court, one out of three branches of government, says so. The reason I'm stating is this because apparently not everyone has received the information. Take the chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court. This Bama bunghole directed all local judges... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz is cartoon gold. Not Donald Trump gold, but kind of a creepy fake gold that turns your neck green if you put it on you. The man is ridiculous. Donald Trump, who waged a "YUGE" birther campaign against President Obama and now doesn't want to talk about it, is bringing up the issue regarding... Continue Reading →
The Bundy militia guys didn't prepare properly for their occupation of a federal bird sanctuary. Yeah, they brought guns, thermal underwear, and a big blue tarp to bunker under to shoot federal agents from, but they forgot snacks. While asking Americans to grab a gun and freeze with them while waiting for the feds, they're... Continue Reading →
It's on now. Finally, after seven years of Republicans and other assorted crazies warning us that Obama was coming after our guns (your guns actually. I don't own any), it's finally happening. Who's crazy now? Well, the crazies are still crazy. The executive orders Obama is putting into action aren't taking anyone's guns away. What the... Continue Reading →
Showing that they can do the Occupy Wall Street crowd one better, a group of right wing militants are now Occupy Bird Sanctuary. A federal bird sanctuary that is. Remember that crazy old rancher who was dickering with the government over his cattle grazing on federal land? Cliven Bundy, inspired a standoff between armed local anti-government... Continue Reading →
Straight from the "are you freaking kidding me department" comes word that Donald Trump is prepared to attack Bill Clinton over his history of philandering. That is if Hillary plays "the woman card." The reason he plans to do this is because it's entirely stupid, so it'll fit in with the rest of his campaign.... Continue Reading →
In the past when Democrats controlled Southern states, Republicans were against party identification. One reason being that if you were a Republican then you didn't want anyone to know. Damn liberal Republicans. People would start looking at you funny. Today a lot of Republicans like the idea of requiring voters to identify with a party.... Continue Reading →
This is my last cartoon for 2015, or at least the last one dated for 2015. I might as well finish up the year with a sex and Trump cartoon. I don't really understand Trump wanting to talk about Bill Clinton's sex life. Didn't we talk that to death 20 years ago? Even then Clinton's... Continue Reading →
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