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Jared Kushner is a good candidate to play Ken in the new Barbie movie. He's white, rich, entitled, lifeless, doesn't live in reality, and dickless. But instead of being featured in a Hollywood movie, he's starring in Special Counsel Jack Smith's investigation of Donald Trump's attempt to steal the 2020 election and inciting a white... Continue Reading →
We're going to start today's blog with a little civics lesson. You'll want to pay extra attention if you're a MAGAt, and extra extra attention if you're a Republican in Congress. Despite what Senator Tommy Tuberville believes, the House and Senate are NOT two of the three branches of the federal government. Together, they are... Continue Reading →
Wake up, kids! It's time for roughs. I drew all of these last Friday, July 7. I drew 14 that day but you're only getting 13 of them for now because I put one in the Maybe folder. It's really mean too. I liked this one and made it an official cartoon, which some of... Continue Reading →
The Secret Service can't find who left a small bag of cocaine in the White House and has ended its investigation. The reason is that there's no forensic evidence and there are over 600 potential suspects. Fun fact: Hunter Biden is NOT one of them. House Republicans actually held a hearing about this and expressed... Continue Reading →
William Maeger Tweed, more famously known as Boss Tweed said, "Let’s stop those damned pictures. I don’t care so much what the papers write about me—my constituents can’t read, but damn it, they can see pictures." The pictures he was referring to were cartoons in Harper's Weekly drawn by cartoonist Thomas Nast, who had drawn... Continue Reading →
Sometimes it's hard to satirize reality, so I give up and just draw reality. The only thing satirical about this cartoon is that it's saying the quiet part out loud, but it's the part that is the intention of Donald Trump's legal team. Trump's legal team has asked the judge presiding over the stolen classified... Continue Reading →
Moms for Liberty is a conservative group, and I swear I'm not making this up, but it was started in Florida by three women named Tina, Bridget, and Tiffany. Three white women from Florida name Tina, Bridget, and Tiffany, a gang of Karens, want to make decisions regarding your child's education. The Moms started their... Continue Reading →
Elon Musk proposed a cage fight to Mark Zuckerberg and shockingly, he accepted. At first, I thought it was a huge joke created by an outside party until I heard it was real, but I'm still not sure that it's not a joke. There is a genuine rivalry between the two, especially since the launch... Continue Reading →
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a knuckle-dragging hateful anti-semitic troglodyte bigot. She's spread anti-semitic and racist conspiracy theories. Has compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, blamed Jewish space lasers for California wildfires, and stalked Representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and survivors of school shootings. Naturally, she's an election-denying MAGAt who supports white nationalist domestic terrorists who attacked... Continue Reading →
These roughs were drawn Thursday, June 29, and Friday, June 30...I think. The main subject of the week was fucked-up Supreme Court rulings. I was thinking about the fact that this Supreme Court has taken away more rights and liberties than any before it when I wrote this cartoon. But I didn't think it was... Continue Reading →
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