Months before the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump repeatedly barked about impending voter fraud and the possibility it would "steal" the election for Biden. What Donald Trump was doing was setting up a narrative so that when he lost, because he knew he was going to lose, he wouldn't have to admit defeat and could... Continue Reading →
Flushles The President
Wouldn't it be funny if the flushed documents thing is just a ruse to cover up that it's Donald Trump naturally clogging all the White House toilets? Think about it. He can't keep his teeth in his mouth and he eats nothing but Big Macs and KFC. It's highly unlikely he's chewing his food. New... Continue Reading →
Spy Vs Orange Spy
Here's a catch-22 for Donald Trump. He can say the press is right that a spy was extracted from the Kremlin out of fears his big, fat, treasonous mouth would expose him to Vladimir Putin, or he can say the media is wrong and he was pulled out because details in their reporting of Russian... Continue Reading →
Coughing On Trump
Aliens did not crash land in Roswell, New Mexico and there were no alien autopsies. How do I know this? Because Donald Trump hasn't blabbed out that there were. Donald Trump has a big mouth and telling him anything is dangerous. Plus, he's not inhibited by any ethics or responsibility and will use anything to... Continue Reading →