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Ted Cruz says if he's elected president, he'll carpet bomb ISIS until sand glows in the dark. I know Senator Cruz loves portraits of himself, but does he own carpet? Does he know how it works? He says he'll avoid bombing cities with his carpet bombing as he'll only bomb where ISIS is located. If... Continue Reading →
The Republicans have submitted debate demands to the networks. These include: No "gotcha" questions. Basically any question a candidate can't answer, like how their math doesn't add up, is a gotcha question. Nobody can bring props which really disappoints me. I was really hoping to see Ted Cruz make balloon animals. They want a ten... Continue Reading →
My son is a handsome man. Most parents, mothers and fathers would say that about their child. You can say your daughter is beautiful. You can't say you'd date them. That's exactly what Donald Trump said about his daughter, Ivanka, in addition to saying she has the "best body." Ew! And he's made comments about... Continue Reading →
I don't make attempts at jokes at the expense of someone's personal appearance, unless I think I can make a (no pun intended) larger point out of it. There are exceptions such as Donald Trump's hair. That's something he can help like maybe buying a better toupee or trying a different style of comb over.... Continue Reading →
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