Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Showing that they can do the Occupy Wall Street crowd one better, a group of right wing militants are now Occupy Bird Sanctuary. A federal bird sanctuary that is. Remember that crazy old rancher who was dickering with the government over his cattle grazing on federal land? Cliven Bundy, inspired a standoff between armed local anti-government... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz is upset and very angry. I know that's not breaking news and he's usually upset and angry, but this time it's for an interesting reason and an extremely stupid reason. OK, that's not unique either and I'll try again. Cruz is mad at the "liberal media." Ah screw it. Ted Cruz created a... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz says if he's elected president, he'll carpet bomb ISIS until sand glows in the dark. I know Senator Cruz loves portraits of himself, but does he own carpet? Does he know how it works? He says he'll avoid bombing cities with his carpet bombing as he'll only bomb where ISIS is located. If... Continue Reading →
I made comments about making a Star Wars analogy this week but I honestly didn't plan to. What do you know, I got one in anyway. There's been a social media trend over the past few weeks to ditch friends on social media who support Trump. I've seen posts stating "if you support Donald Trump... Continue Reading →
Wouldn't it be nice if Republicans could express as much concern for stuff that happens as they do for stuff that doesn't happen? Republicans and conservatives are still upset over a student taking a clock to school. They referred to it as a fake bomb even thought it wasn't ever a "fake bomb." It was... Continue Reading →
Can we restrict people from entering this country if they're annoying and self indulgent? Yes, we should prevent dangerous people from crossing our borders, but I think we should add selfie queens (that includes you dudes too) to the list. We have enough insecure people who were born here who can't resist the urge to... Continue Reading →
The 2006 film Idiocracy is about a future where mankind dumbs down. Society consists of nothing but stupid people. A man from our present is put into a deep sleep and wakes up in this future and he's persecuted for being smart. Does that sound familiar? Not the waking up in the future part, but... Continue Reading →
I grew up in several states. I was born in Texas but Louisiana was home. My mother also dragged me to Georgia, California and Illinois. My first memories are from living in Elgin which is about 50 miles from Chicago. I attended several games at Wrigley and was a Cubs fan before I even knew there... Continue Reading →
The Supreme Court is hearing a case on Affirmative Action concerning the University of Texas. Associate Justice Antonin Scalia made a very unusual comment that made a lot of people gasp. Scalia seemed to imply that some minority students don't do as well at upper-level universities, as if blacks should only attend "slower" colleges. Scalia... Continue Reading →
I think I ranted enough yesterday on this topic that I can spare you a political rant today. While writing yesterday's column I inserted a part about getting a tan. Then I thought, hey that's my next cartoon. So I took it out and saved it for this. I went to bed and then I... Continue Reading →
