Tipsy For Trump


There is nothing in the Constitution that says every vote must be counted on Election Day. In fact, there's nothing in the Constitution that says every vote must be delivered by Election Day. For years, military and mail-in ballots have arrived AFTER Election Day. Now, late ballots are an issue. Now, every vote won't count.... Continue Reading →

The Trust-Fund Baby Speaketh


These people can not see themselves. First off, they can't see they're someplace they don't belong. Nepotism has run rampant throughout the lives of Javanka. It would most likely not be rich if it wasn't born rich. It would not be in the White House or government service if its father and father-in-law was not... Continue Reading →

Fun with the “Least Racist”


During last week's debate, Donald Trump repeated the claim he's the "least racist." Usually, it's the "least racist you know." The other night, it was the "least racist in the room." But keep in mind, Donald Trump has been in a lot of rooms with Stephen Miller and Steve Bannon (who could both argue they're... Continue Reading →

Focus Feces


The new normal is a seriously low bar. Every time Donald Trump gives a speech and sticks to the prepared notes written by Stephen Miller, pundits express surprise at how "presidential" he sounded. Never mind the fact he's reading notes prepared by a baby Goebbels at a third-grade reading level. If he doesn't make up... Continue Reading →

Good


After Joe Biden mentioned there are over 500 children still separated from their parents, and our government is still unable to find them because of Donald Trump's separation policy, I could have sworn Donald Trump said, "Good" as a response during last night's debate. But, I wasn't sure if I heard it correctly. So, I... Continue Reading →

Subsequent Drawing Cartoon


It's not usual for me to draw two Rudy Giuliani cartoons in a row. But dammit. After publishing yesterday's cartoon about Rudy chasing Hunter Biden conspiracy theories and Jeffrey Toobin having his penis out during a Zoom meeting, Rudy had to go make his own penis news. The sequel to the first Borat movie will... Continue Reading →

Rudy Colludy


Rudy is still at it. Despite the arguments during Donald Trump's impeachment hearings that everything was on the up-and-up with their asking Ukraine for election help, Rudy is still mining that nation for fools gold. Now, Rudy has acquired a laptop he claims belongs to Hunter Biden. He took it to The New York Post... Continue Reading →

Science Schmience


Donald Trump has always been at war against facts and science. And even after catching the coronavirus, he hasn't learned anything from it except that he'll receive special treatment. At one of his rallies, Trump was boasting about how many doctors he had while also telling his flock of fucknuts, don't let the virus scare... Continue Reading →

Crazy Uncle


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. When I threw this idea at my editor, I didn't know Mary Trump had actually spoken up that Donald Trump was truly someone's "crazy uncle." Or maybe she hadn't done that before I wrote this cartoon. I... Continue Reading →

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