Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Fox News and other assorted devious evil fuckers are spreading lies about immigrants crashing our southern border while carrying the coronavirus because Joe Biden invited them. They did something similar to this in 2018 when they screamed about migrant caravans being funded by George Soros. That was a hat trick for Republicans because it was... Continue Reading →
If it's any consolation, I did stare at this cartoon for nearly a day before I decided to go with it. Whether you criticize police or support them, you should remain consistent. You shouldn't be tribal to the point that all cops are good until they're attacked by white nationalist MAGA terrorists sent by Donald... Continue Reading →
Normally, when Rand Paul gets his ass kicked, it's in a political debate. In 2017, he literally got his ass kicked by one of his neighbors in his gated community in Kentucky. Reportedly, the scuffle was over yard work and Paul claimed he was ambushed from behind right after he got off his riding lawnmower.... Continue Reading →
I drew too many roughs last week. Let's check them out. I drew this rough for CNN and I'm glad they chose over it. I saw a few other cartoons with this idea and even though they all ran after this one was scheduled, I'm still glad I didn't do it. I can't trust other... Continue Reading →
In March, 2020, White House goon Kellyanne Conway was asked about White House staffers using the term "kung flu" to describe the coronavirus. Kellyanne reacted harshly. Kellyanne responded to the reporters' questions by saying, "Of course it’s wrong. That's highly offensive, so you should tell us all who it is." Reporters did not have to... Continue Reading →
Yesterday, Rudy Giuliani was nominated for a Razzie Award for his appearance in the second Borat film. It was for the scene where he takes what he believes is an underage girl from Kazakhstan into a hotel room for drinks, lies down on a bed, and sticks his hand down his pants. One of Rudy's... Continue Reading →
So, just how many Fox lies can I insert into one cartoon? I got George Soros-funded migrant caravans, Mexico sending rapists and murderers, the border being crashed by covid-carriers, illegal immigrant voters, attacks on mail-in voting, voter fraud, the Big Lie over the stolen election, Dr. Seuss and Pepe Le Pew being canceled, immigrants wearing... Continue Reading →
One of the funny things about the great cancel culture distraction when it comes to the Republican fear of trans potatoes, is the Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head are the same toys. I'm sure Hasbro has huge boxes of plastic potatoes somewhere in Taiwan and at some point along an assembly line, someone earning 43... Continue Reading →
On Sundays, my CNN cartoon is published and I try to bask in that accomplishment and not draw anything all day. Maybe I'll watch a movie on Disney+ or Netflix and avoid news all together. That was my plan for this Sunday, but then Ron Johnson pissed me off. I think when my copy editor... Continue Reading →
"Fuck Tucker Carlson." No, those aren't my words. That's from a tweet from a United States Senator. Senator Tammy Duckworth of Illinois tweeted, "Fuck Tucker Carlson" and added, "While he was practicing his two-step, America's female warriors were hunting down Al Qaeda and proving the strength of America's women." Senator Duckworth lost both legs fighting... Continue Reading →
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