I love listening to Ben Carson explain foreign policy, or any issue really. It's like listening to a three-year-old child explain trigonometry. It's cute. Word comes out now that Dr. Crazy McSleepy Pants doesn't understand what his foreign policy advisers have been telling him. Duane Clarridge, a former CIA agent (who was involved in Iran-Contra... Continue Reading →
Lies! Lies! Lies! Yeah!
How ridiculous is it that a candidate's argument that he's an honest man, is that he's telling the truth when he says he really attacked his mother with a hammer? Let's take him at his word on that one and believe he really did attack his mother with a hammer. OK, Dr. Carson. I believe... Continue Reading →
Debate Demands
Donald Trump and Ben Carson wrote a letter together. That way they could put their heads together and include a lot of big and hard-to-spell words. The letter was for CNBC, which is hosting the next debate. CarsonTrump is threatening to ditch the debate and go bowling if their demands are not met. They don't... Continue Reading →
More Logic From Dr. Carson
Dr. Ben Carson is making some people think that maybe brain surgery really isn't that difficult. Earlier in the week he said he wouldn't have cooperated with the shooter responsible for the carnage in Oregon. He said he would have said "c'mon, everybody. He can't shoot us all. Let's rush him." Never mind the fact... Continue Reading →
Ben Wambo Carson
Ben Carson says he wouldn't have cooperated with a shooter and would have attacked him instead. That's some very tough talk for someone who's not in a violent situation. Maybe he plays too many video games. When you say something like that you're insulting the victims. Why didn't you do something? Why didn't you man... Continue Reading →