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Ted Cruz had a bad week. He was chewed out by a ten-year-old, lost a debate with hecklers, was accused of being the Zodiac Killer, his father was accused of killing JFK, he elbowed his wife in the face, his veep selection fell off a stage, and he lost the Republican nomination to an Oompa... Continue Reading →
I was fooling around on my tablet yesterday and sketched this out. I was just having fun but I went ahead and sent this to my newspaper clients. Tomorrow, and Wednesday after the Indiana primary, will be very interesting. It will be funny if Carly Fiorina is the shortest vice presidential candidate in history. Did... Continue Reading →
Nobody likes Ted Cruz, unless they're creepy and icky also. That would make us very suspicious of Carly Fiorina if we weren't already aware that there's something wrong with her. They are both liars without any ethics. Fiorina especially prolonged the lie about the videos of Planned Parenthood that encouraged a terrorist to attack a... Continue Reading →
Didn't Ted Cruz lose FIVE primaries Tuesday night? So why in the blue blazes of Hell is he picking a running mate? He referred to her as his "nominee." I'm not sure she can be a nominee until he's a nominee. But hey, I'm looking for logic where there isn't any. Cruz announcing his veep... Continue Reading →
I made a comment yesterday about Carly Fiorina endorsing Ted Cruz. It was regarding how Fiorina and Ted have run the two most dishonest presidential campaigns this year....so far. Listen to both their comments regarding Planned Parenthood. Egad the lies! A reader told me she felt a cartoon was coming on the subject. I told... Continue Reading →
The 2006 film Idiocracy is about a future where mankind dumbs down. Society consists of nothing but stupid people. A man from our present is put into a deep sleep and wakes up in this future and he's persecuted for being smart. Does that sound familiar? Not the waking up in the future part, but... Continue Reading →
I'm exhausted. I'm tired of the militant gun crowd screaming for more guns. I'm tired of Republicans who believe it's OK to sell guns to people they put on the no-fly list. Mostly I'm tired of bigotry and the support it's gaining. Obama issued a rare Oval Office address Sunday night in attempt to beef... Continue Reading →
If I had much better business sense I wouldn't draw this cartoon at this time. Being that it's the Saturday after Thanksgiving this will be one of the first editorial cartoons on the issue. I should draw the Rocky Mountains crying and that cartoon would be reprinted in USA Today. Really. Maybe I'm jumping, no... Continue Reading →
It wasn't hard finding a lie for each of these candidates. The hard part was deciding which lies to use. It is funny that the more ridiculous the candidate, the higher he or she polls. Though I must say I'm going to miss Carly and Dr. Ben after they're done crashing. That's what happens after... Continue Reading →
The Republicans have submitted debate demands to the networks. These include: No "gotcha" questions. Basically any question a candidate can't answer, like how their math doesn't add up, is a gotcha question. Nobody can bring props which really disappoints me. I was really hoping to see Ted Cruz make balloon animals. They want a ten... Continue Reading →
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