Texas Senator Ted Cruz did not serve in the military. But he says when he was younger, he thought about it real hard. Today, why golly gee willikers, he kinda wishes he had served. Of course, Ted only wishes he had served for the political bonus points serving would have given him. In Ted's feeble... Continue Reading →
Theater Ted
When Raphael Edward "Ted" Cruz ran from his state like a coward when it was hit by a freeze, the most astonishing thing about his actions was that he did it. OK, that would have been astonishing if he was actually a warm-blooded human being and not some defrosted creepy reptilian thing that some mad... Continue Reading →
Cruz Rover
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I don't think I have to write any more about Cancun Cruz, or at least not this moment. But isn't that Mars rover thing amazing? Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon on this... Continue Reading →
Cancun Cuomo
I'm interested to see if the landscape has shifted since my last cartoon on New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and all the brouhaha he's in over his coverup of counting nursing home deaths. Or better yet, let's see if liberal perceptions have shifted since Pete Davidson's impersonation of Cuomo on the last episode of Saturday... Continue Reading →
Cancun Cruz
Now, before you get upset and infuriated with Ted Cruz for going on a sunny vacation with his family in Cancun (in case you're a Republican, that's in Mexico), keep in mind, he's a goon. Additionally, he's a slimy shady disingenuous shitweasel who is as fake as they come. He just hasn't received the memo... Continue Reading →