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I love that people who identify themselves as Constitutionalists don't know shit fuck about the Constitution. Usually, when a "Constitutionalist" screams about the Constitution and the rights it guarantees, it is really only talking about one Amendment, and that's the Second. In case you don't know what that Amendment guarantees, ask a "Constitutionalist." The other... Continue Reading →
There is nothing in the Constitution that says every vote must be counted on Election Day. In fact, there's nothing in the Constitution that says every vote must be delivered by Election Day. For years, military and mail-in ballots have arrived AFTER Election Day. Now, late ballots are an issue. Now, every vote won't count.... Continue Reading →
Did you know Brett Kavanaugh likes beer? You would be forgiven if you didn't catch Kavanaugh's like for beer during last Thursday's confirmation hearing before the Senate Judicial Committee because he only said "I like beer" about 87 times. Kavanaugh likes beer. He doesn't like being questioned about liking beer, but when it does happen,... Continue Reading →
Budweiser is renaming their flagship product "America." It is to commemorate the summer, the Olympics, the elections, and all those drunk, patriotic idiots in bars who scream "Murica!". This means if you don't drink that swill Budweiser sells then you hate America. If you're a recovering alcoholic and you've stayed off the wagon (or is... Continue Reading →
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