Donald Trump is going to spend the time he has left in his presidency (sic), which is less than 40 days, seeking revenge. Donald Trump will burn the world to right any perceived wrongs against himself. Donald Trump claims he made it safe to say, "Merry Christmas" again, which of course is a lie, but... Continue Reading →
A Mythical A.G.
The thing that annoys me most about Republicans who have joined the Trump cult is they don't have principles. They're all about reduced government spending until Donald Trump runs up the national debt. They're all about patriotism until Donald Trump insults veterans and allows Putin to place bounties on soldiers' lives. They used to be... Continue Reading →
Back To Normal
In 2009, President Barack Obama expressed his opinion about an arrest in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Republicans howled that the President of the United States shouldn't stick his nose into situations like this and should just let the legal system play it out. How dare he. What happened in Cambridge was the arrest of a college professor... Continue Reading →
Shave Your Toadyism
William Barr is NOT acting as the Attorney General and is instead working as Donald Trump's personal defender. He deflected the Mueller Report. He held onto it for three weeks after he issued his misleading memo. When asked how Mueller felt about his memo, Barr lied and said he didn't know despite having received two... Continue Reading →
Embrace The Corruption
For Donald Trump, the best way to end a probe into corruption is to engage in more corruption. I published a cartoon September 25, predicting that Sessions would be fired right after the midterms. I re-shared it on social media to boast about my amazing abilities to predict the political future, and a lot of... Continue Reading →
Not Down With The Brown
Just when you think Jeff Sessions is our hero and is the only stopgap between Democracy and Trump authoritarianism, and that he realizes the Justice Department is not the president's personal goon squad designed to protect him, he does something to remind us that he's still a backward troglodyte racist elf. The Attorney General did... Continue Reading →
Mellow Harshing Sessions
I don't like marijuana. A lot of people in my profession are afraid to admit they ever smoked the stuff in the past, just in case they're going to transport to 1992 and run for president. I don't care who knows it. I smoked it on a fairly frequent basis as a teen despite not... Continue Reading →
Hating Jeff’s Cookies
A flaming bag of poo may be the perfect metaphor for the Trump administration. Jeff Sessions wasn't just one of the first elected officials to endorse Donald Trump for president, he was the first United States Senator to back Trump. Sessions looked at Trump and saw narcissism, ignorance, stupidity, sexism, and racism and said, "that's... Continue Reading →
Russian To Lie
Attorney General Jeff Sessions sat before the United States senate during his confirmation hearings and committed perjury. Sessions lied to Congress. During the presidential campaign Jeff Sessions was an early advocate for Donald Trump. He was on that bandwagon early and sported a Make America Great Again hat every chance he could find one made for... Continue Reading →
She persisted
The U.S. Senate has a rule that senators are not allowed to criticize their colleagues by name on the senate floor. It's a rule they usually ignore. They ignored it when Ted Cruz called Majority Leader Mitch McConnell a liar (to be fair, most people ignore Ted Cruz). They ignored it when Republicans accused Minority... Continue Reading →