Onion Crying


Read the blog at my Substack. Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon at Claytoonz is available. You can pay through PayPal. If you don’t like PayPal, you can snail mail it to Clay Jones, P.O. Box 3721, Fredericksburg, VA 22402. Tales From The Trumpster Fire: There are currently eight copies and you can order yours... Continue Reading →

Antisemitic Safe Space


Right when you think Elon can't be any worse of a human being for restoring Donald Trump's account on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, he brings back lying right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, no relation...for the love of God...NO RELATION!!! In fact, I don't think I'm even supposed to be a Jones as... Continue Reading →

The Wiz


Brooklyn Nets basketball player Kyrie Irving made a lot of noise last season by refusing to be vaccinated against Covid and was eventually suspended. His issue with vaccines is that he's a conspiracy theorist and believed a lot of the Qanon bullshit about them. Last season it was vaccines. This season, it's antisemitism. Kyrie tweeted... Continue Reading →

From Deep-State to Broke-State


A jury has ordered InfoWars head honcho and MAGA bullshitter Alex Jones to pay nearly $1 billion (that "b" is not a typo, kids) to the families of Sandy Hook for spreading lies that the massacre was staged. One lawyer said this is “probably one of the largest defamation verdicts in U.S. history.” The families... Continue Reading →

Hold My Calls


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday.  Hold my phone and please make sure not to delete anything so that it's lost forever...and never retrievable...wink wink. Nudge nudge. Music note: I listened to a bunch of Tom Petty while drawing this last Friday. Signed prints: The... Continue Reading →

Space Tripping with the King


You don't need a blog today. More importantly, I don't need to write a blog after drawing until 4 p.m. on a Saturday. There are a lot more important things I should probably be covering since I have covered the Alex Jones story already, but this was too much fun. I don't think my entire... Continue Reading →

Big Fat Liar


If you're a gaslighting conspiracy theorist with a national platform spreading bullshit that defames, libels, and tears apart democracy, you better have good lawyers. Alex Jones, fortunately for the rest of us who hate lies, conspiracy theories, and bullshit, does not have good lawyers. Alex Jones is a conspiracy theorist as it's his business. He... Continue Reading →

Nothing But The No-Truth


You can't expect a Trump cultist to straight up tell the truth, but you can get the truth out of them if you understand Trump talk. It's pretty simple actually. If a Trumper says someone did something, that means they did it. If they say there's election fraud, it's their election fraud. "Election integrity" means... Continue Reading →

Hater Purge


Last Friday, Donald Trump tweeted, "I am continuing to monitor the censorship of AMERICAN CITIZENS on social media platforms. This is the United States of America — and we have what's known as FREEDOM OF SPEECH! We are monitoring and watching, closely!!" He also accused Facebook of mistreating Diamond & Silk, a couple of Trump... Continue Reading →

Troll


Conservatives and other assorted nutzoids were up to their tinfoil hats in anger this week as Facebook, YouTube, Google and Spotify banned the InfoWars conspiracy freak, Alex Jones from their platforms. Alex was banned for all sorts of violations, which included posting "fake news" and just being an all-around troll (every conspiracy in this cartoon... Continue Reading →

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