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The three largest newspapers in Alabama are pleading with the state's voters not to send Roy Moore to the United States Senate. The Birmingham News, The Mobile Press-Register, and The Huntsville Times (all owned by Alabama Media Group) don't want the voters to embarrass Alabama. While we're wondering how so many people can defend and... Continue Reading →
When Roy Moore, Alabama's Republican nominee for the U.S. Senate, had a woman accuse him of trying to have sex with her when she was 14, she wasn't alone. Three other accusers joined her. More accusers came out the next day, and the next, and the next. We've hit double digits. You can make a... Continue Reading →
When you're on the right side of an issue, you don't have to make shit up. That totally explains why Roy Moore, his wife, their racist lawyers, Breitbart, Alabama Republicans, and all the hideous goons on social media are making shit up. I'm glad I'm not a conservative cartoonist, but if I was then I... Continue Reading →
I'm old enough to remember when Republicans wrote bathroom laws to protect our children from sexual predators. Now, the same people who go into full-blown snowflake meltdown when there's not a Christmas design on their Starbucks coffee cup are perfectly fine with sticking a pedophile in the Senate. It's OK because he's accepted Jesus. There... Continue Reading →
The day before the runoff vote in the Alabama Republican primary for the U.S. Senate, Vice-President Mike Pence was campaigning for Luther Strange. Pence said, "I stand for Luther." Being that Pence refuses to be alone in a room with a woman who is not his wife, I cracked on social media that Pence would... Continue Reading →
I don't know which would be worse. A voicemail from now-former Alabama governor Robert Bentley describing how much he loves approaching you from behind and grabbing your boobies, or......a masturbating Bill O'Reilly, which John Oliver imagines sounds like a dog's jowls flapping when it sticks its head out of the window of a moving car.... Continue Reading →
Ever since the National Enquirer reported that Ted Cruz is a Senatorial stud muffin and has had five affairs, the presidential candidate has not denied ever having an affair. Oh sure, he's had righteous indignation which he delivers with a plagiarized script, but no denial. So I was thinking someone should ask him if he's... Continue Reading →
Gay marriage is legal through all of the United States of America. The U.S. Supreme Court, one out of three branches of government, says so. The reason I'm stating is this because apparently not everyone has received the information. Take the chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court. This Bama bunghole directed all local judges... Continue Reading →
If you are an African American and you do not live in Alabama, Congratulations. Alabama, like other Southern red states, has strict ID Voter Laws. On the record, these laws are designed to prevent voter fraud. Since voter fraud doesn't really exist, then off the record they're designed to prevent minority voting. That isn't voter fraud... Continue Reading →
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