When people think of crooked presidents, they think of Richard Nixon (for now). When they think of philandering presidents, they think of Bill Clinton (who replaced JFK). When they think of insane, mentally unstable, looney toons, mentally deranged, crazy, out-of-his-gourd, off-his-rocker, three-fries-short-of-a-happy-meal, and fucking nutzoid presidents, they're going to think of Donald Trump. They won't... Continue Reading →
The Best People
Fire and Fury is the tale of a narcissistic, incompetent, overrated, selfish, self-important human being who thought he was the most privileged and important man in the world before he became the most privileged and important man in the world. It is also a story of how paid sycophants, who shill daily on the virtues... Continue Reading →
Mellow Harshing Sessions
I don't like marijuana. A lot of people in my profession are afraid to admit they ever smoked the stuff in the past, just in case they're going to transport to 1992 and run for president. I don't care who knows it. I smoked it on a fairly frequent basis as a teen despite not... Continue Reading →
Breaking Hater Hearts
I have tried to talk to Trump sycophants so I can understand what makes them tick. Why would they sell their soul and dignity for a stupid person like Donald Trump? But I can't do it anymore. It's not that I want to sit in my little bubble and only hear my readers agree with... Continue Reading →
Teeny Weenie Tweety Diplomacy
I was all set to draw a cartoon about the protests in Iran. I was looking forward to starting a streak of drawing cartoons that didn't feature Donald Trump. Drawing two cartoons in a row without him is an accomplishment considering Trump weeks are kinda like dog years. I do get tired of the guy.... Continue Reading →
Button Boy
I enjoy drawing Kim Jong Un almost as much as I like drawing Donald Trump. Why, if I lived in North Korea, well, I'd be dead. But you get the idea. North Korea's dictator used his annual address on New Year's Day to ease tensions with the United States and South Korea, while also boasting... Continue Reading →
No Collusion?
Why did I draw a cartoon on New Year's Eve? Most of my colleagues have taken the day off. I'm two days ahead, so I didn't need to draw one. Also, my last few cartoons are on Trump, so I didn't need another on the guy. But, I really wanted to draw Beetlejuice. Plus, just... Continue Reading →
Thanks For Nothing
I have a very low tolerance for right-wing baloney (I didn't want to start this column off with a curse word in the first sentence). Lies in politics that are repeated again and again annoy me. But, just downright balls-deep stupid bullshit (there it is) pisses me off to no end. I'm not talking about... Continue Reading →
Just Got Richer
After Trump and Republicans gave HUGE tax cuts to millionaires and billionaires, he flew down to Mar-a-Lago and reportedly told a bunch of snooty rich guests, "you all just got a lot richer." Trump campaigned for the tax cuts on the basis it would help the middle-class and would actually hurt him and his gajillionaire... Continue Reading →
Little Red Russian Button
Alexei Navalny is a Russian anticorruption activist. The guy has spent years criticizing Russian President Vladimir Putin, and he planned to run for that job, which will be decided in March. Putin thought otherwise. Navalny was convicted in a fraud case, which many believe was bogus. On Monday, the Kremlin barred him from running for... Continue Reading →