There's a lesson to be learned here, kids. Don't get your lawyers out of vending machines. Also, don't get them out of Cracker Jack or cereal boxes. Watching Trump's lawyers in action yesterday, you would think that's where he got them. But still, out of a Cracker Jack box is still better than out of... Continue Reading →
Impeach This Chicken
Of course Donald Trump is not going to testify at his second impeachment trial in the U.S. Senate. Even if his legal team isn't capable of spelling "perjury," they know what it is...I think. If Donald Trump testified, he'd spread one conspiracy theory after another, eventually own up to the entire thing, flash the "OK"... Continue Reading →
Unconstitutional What?
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. For the record, Donald Trump was impeached both times while he was still president. If you have issues with the trial in the Senate being after he left office, which he tried to remain in through a... Continue Reading →
Runny Drippy Lawsuits
Rudy Giuliani has an afternoon show on New York's Talk Radio WABC. Rudy is upset because he just discovered the station is running a disclaimer before his show saying, "Warning: The program you are about to hear is chock full of bullshit, a nonsensical litany of lies, disproven conspiracy theories, and the kind of crazy... Continue Reading →
Goodbye To Lou
Even if you never watched Lou Dobbs Tonight (and if you're a regular visitor to this page, you didn't), it's a positive development for you. The removal of Lou Dobbs and his show means there is one less person poisoning our environment with dangerous bullshit that feeds terrorists. And just a few months ago, we... Continue Reading →
Democrat Dreams
When I heard the Democrats invited Donald Trump to testify at his senate trial for his impeachment, I was giddy with low expectations. As a cartoonist, I could just imagine how much material Donald Trump would give me bringing his lies and conspiracy theories to a trial in the United States Senate. Can you imagine... Continue Reading →
MyManiac
What happened to the Republican Party? They used to claim they were the party of personal responsibility. Now, not so much. It was just two years ago they couldn't stand to let a member occupy a seat on committees who expressed support for white supremacy. Now? They'll fight to defend a bigot who believes in... Continue Reading →
Cavegirl
Last night, the Neanderthals that make up the Republican membership in the United States House of Representatives held a vote on whether or not to remove Congresswoman Liz Cheney, daughter of Dick, from her leadership position. Oh my gosh. What did that dastardly Liz do? Did she claim school shootings are fake? Did she claim... Continue Reading →
Navalny
Russia has sentenced the Kremlin's and President Vladimir Putin's loudest critics, Aleksei Navalny, to two years in prison. His crime? Violating probation by leaving the country. Why did he leave the country? To receive medical treatment. What did he need medical treatment for? Because he was poisoned. Who poisoned him? The Russian government poisoned him.... Continue Reading →
Covid Cheater
We often treat sports as politics and politics as sports. One difference is you may be so tribal that you can't admit fault with your political party, but you'll continue to cheer on your favorite sports team while criticizing the coach, owner, quarterback, and maybe even the entire organization. But you knew you are talking... Continue Reading →