Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
If Texas Governor Greg Abbott can eliminate all rapists from his state, then why hasn't he already done it? This is the new thing for Republicans. Just say some incredibly stupid shit and your base will eat it up. You can't try that nonsense with Democrats. Greg Abbott has signed the bill basically banning abortions... Continue Reading →
What's up with North Korea and its dictator, Kim Jong Un? After months of silence from the cherub leader, he shows up leaner in oversized suits, testing missiles capable of carrying nuclear weapons, and drinking foo-foo drinks sucked through swirly straws. It's so weird and crazy that like with Trump, we stop noticing the crazy... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. So what happened Saturday? On the 20th anniversary of 9/11, Donald Trump provided live ringside commentary during a boxing match that cost pay-per-view viewers $49.99. The real show was Donald Trump as the match was stopped in... Continue Reading →
Do you hear that? What is that sound? That sound is millions of Californians holding their collective breath. It will soon be replaced by the sound of Republicans whining. The reason millions of Californians are holding their breaths is because tomorrow is election day for the recall election of Governor Gavin Newsom. The entire recall... Continue Reading →
Hello, my little bunnies. I drew 14 roughs the week before last. Check 'em out. This one isn't a rough. It's an almost finished cartoon. What happened was, it was almost finished and then I saw another cartoon online kinda sorta similar. I could have gone ahead and published it but I just wasn't comfortable... Continue Reading →
President Joe Biden is getting tougher. On Thursday, President Biden said to the nation, "We have the tools to combat COVID-19, and a distinct minority of Americans, supported by a distinct minority of elected officials, are keeping us from turning the corner. These pandemic politics, as I refer to it, are making people sick, causing... Continue Reading →
In 1995, I worked for the Daily Leader in Brookhaven, Mississippi. The Leader was a small five-day-a-week newspaper (Monday through Friday) with a circulation of around 5,000 a day (if my memory is serving me correctly). I was not hired to be a cartoonist but as the staff photographer. But I still did my daily... Continue Reading →
I have already posted this cartoon on Facebook and immediately, I got the question, "Is this a thing?". Unfortunately, or thank the gods, it is a thing. Donald Trump and his idiot underling namesake, Donald Trump Jr, will be doing ringside play-by-play commentary in Hollywood, Florida for a boxing match between Evander Holyfield and Vitor... Continue Reading →
"Too soon" in this cartoon is accurate and it's not. Editors are word people. Most cartoonists prefer as few words as possible. Yes, even me. While a cartoonist believes the best cartoon is one without any words (this is true), an editor will sometimes suggest, or demand, that there be more text and labels. From... Continue Reading →
Good news, folks. The Texas whistleblower website, where nosy uptight Yee-Haw MAGAt fucksticks with too much time on their hands can report on their neighbors who they suspect might maybe be thinking about getting an abortion, has been shut down...again. For now, the whistleblower site is redirecting to a anti-choice site until they can find... Continue Reading →
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