Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
The Rolling Stones have removed the song "Brown Sugar" from their set list. They've replaced it with "Baby it's Cold Outside." HAHAHA. I slay myself...but...wait. Why are the Stones touring right after the death of their drummer Charlie Watts? Have some respect, dudes. But then again, time is not on their sides. I knew "Brown... Continue Reading →
Brooklyn Nets basketball player Kyrie Irving is refusing to get vaccinated. For this, his team isn't allowing him to play. Because New York City has mandated everyone must be vaccinated to go to movies, bars, night clubs, restaurants, concerts, and...basketball games, the original plan was for Irving to only play while on the road with... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. "Shenanigans" is the actual name of the sailboat Mark Zuckerberg was on during the 60 Minutes episode on the Facebook Whistleblower. He was trying to tell the world he doesn't care. The thing is, he doesn't care... Continue Reading →
Jon Gruden said, "I never had a blade of racism in me." No, Jon Gruden, you have an entire pasture of racism in you and you're going to need some woke goats unleashed on it to mow it down. Jon Gruden, a Super Bowl-winning head coach in the National Football League is a racist, homophobic,... Continue Reading →
The trend among MAGAts to be as vile and corrosive as possible is continuing, this time into school board meetings. What's next? Going to nursing homes to pee in pudding, or daycare centers to steal juice boxes and string cheese? The history of school board meetings is that school board meetings are boring. Even members... Continue Reading →
Today's cartoon is partly based on something you probably don't know anything about. I hate to have to explain a cartoon, or even part of it, but I feel I must with this one. President Biden has used a set of the White House for a few speeches, instead of doing them in the actual... Continue Reading →
I had a fairly easy time last week and didn't need to draw as many roughs as usual. You know, all work and no play makes Clay something something something. I liked this one but didn't have time to get to it. I wanted to take last Sunday off from drawing a new cartoon but... Continue Reading →
Mike Pence is a worm and he's always been a worm. But for one shining moment, for him at least, it seemed he had re-grown his backbone, or grown a first one, and stood up for the nation, democracy, and the United States Constitution. The man who probably snored praises for Donald Trump, who had... Continue Reading →
According to a report by Reuters, which is an actual news source, AT&T helped create the far-right NON-news source One America News (OAN). Reuters' report has been confirmed by CNN another legitimate news source. Why is this significant? Because AT&T owns CNN. Full disclosure time: I work for CNN. I am a freelancer who provides... Continue Reading →
Oil pipelines do two things. They transfer oil and they leak oil. Saturday, a 17-mile-long pipeline in southern California cracked and leaked at least 3,111 barrels, or 127,000 gallons, of crude oil. The pipeline, that was laid down when Elvis was still alive, is owned by Amplify Energy. Since it was the owners of the... Continue Reading →
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