Elon Musk has made it so the majority of tweets I see are from right-wing goons like Lauren Boebert, Jim Jordan, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Dinesh D'Souza, among others. Most of these tweets are pure grade-A bullshit. For example, D'Souza tweeted a link to The Conservative Brief, a right-wing propaganda outlet for goons that... Continue Reading →
Vote Chompers
Did Miami Mayor Francis Suarez wait for me to visit his city to announce his candidacy for the presidency of the United States? Probably not, but he did wait for Trump to leave town before he did. Here's a fun fact: No U.S. mayor has ever ascended directly to the presidency and the United States... Continue Reading →
Wheel of Misfortune
Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak announced that the next season of the show, the 41st, will be his last. No word yet on if Vanna White is staying or not. Sajak is 76, which is just a year younger than Trump. But is Sajak a Trumper? He's definitely a Republican and a board member... Continue Reading →
Bzzzy Investigations
While we all celebrate and relish in Trump Arraignment Day Dos, there's still the fallout from Trump Arraignment Day Uno in New York City by prosecutor Alvin Bragg, and the possible Arraignment Day Tres in Atlanta by prosecutor Fani Willis. Am I going to have to make a trip to Georgia? And, do not forget... Continue Reading →
Come On, Aileen
Federal judge for the Southern District of Florida Aileen Cannon has been randomly assigned to oversee the case of the United States of America v. Donald Trump. This is alarming. This isn't alarming just because she's a Trump-appointed judge. It's alarming because she has previously used her position to choose Trump over the law, and... Continue Reading →
The Indictment Party
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday I don't normally publish my CNN cartoons here on Sunday, the same day CNN publishes the newsletter, but I'm going to be on a train most of Monday with very spotty WiFi. I also wanted to do... Continue Reading →
But His Toilet
"One of the first things we must do is to enforce all classification rules and to enforce all laws relating to the handling of classified information." Who said that? Donald Trump said that on September 7, 2016. And, on August 18, 2016, he also said, "In my administration, I'm going to enforce all laws concerning... Continue Reading →
Jack Smith In A Box
We've been headed in this direction ever since Donald Trump came down that stupid escalator in Trump Tower. This was inevitable because Donald Trump is corrupt and he can't stop doing corrupt things. He believes he's entitled to do so. When he was asked to return the documents he stole, he would have avoided all... Continue Reading →
Obligatory Pat Robertson Obituary Cartoon
I don't believe there's a Heaven and Hell. I believe all that stuff is mythology on the levels of Greek gods, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Big Foot, and the Easter Bunny. I just don't buy it. But, if they did exist and everything in the Bible is true, then tonight Pat Robertson is burning... Continue Reading →
Smoke on the MAGA
Smoke from wildfires in Canada is hovering over the United States, mostly over the northeast but is now spreading to the midwest and as far south as the Carolinas. The air quality in New York City has been rated the worst it has ever been and Philadelphia and Washington are also suffering from toxic air... Continue Reading →