Drafting Women


Republicans are losing their minds over the possibility women may be included in military draft registration. Rep. Chrissy Houlahan, a Democrat from Pennsylvania and Air Force veteran is pushing to add to the House’s version of the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) language requiring men to be automatically registered for the draft based on existing... Continue Reading →

Fleeing Florida For Freedom


Yesterday on April 1, the Florida Supreme Court ruled that the State Constitution’s privacy protections do not extend to abortion, which paves the way for Florida's fucknut Republicans to ban the procedure after six weeks of pregnancy. And it wasn't an April Fools' joke. The ruling was 6-1. It should be noted that all seven... Continue Reading →

Mitch’s Legacy


Mitch McConnell announced yesterday that he's giving up his leadership position in the United States Senate. Mitch has been in the Senate since 1985 and the Republican Leader since 2007. He's been a lying hypocritical asshole the entire time. McConnell is a guy who respects the tradition and dignity of the Senate, except when he... Continue Reading →

Chastity Susie


Republican Senator Susan Collins was the final vote needed to confirm accused sexual assaulter and crying angry beer lover Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court where he will sit for the rest of his life casting votes to destroy human rights. At the time of Kavanaugh's vote in 2018, the Republicans held a slight majority... Continue Reading →

Burqas and Babies


Whining about mask mandates is a first-world problem. The debate over vaccines is a first-world problem. People in a lot of other nations can't debate vaccines because they don't have access to them. Here in this country, we have the privilege of faux outrage. We have access to vaccines to refuse to take. If we... Continue Reading →

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