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Bill Cosby is free! Lock up your daughters! Fix your own drinks! Mix your own Jell-O. Finally, he can ditch prison orange and return to ugly sweaters.

For months, we’ve been told by the Qnuts that Trump is coming back and he’ll be reinstated. But Trump isn’t back in the White House. He’s not back on Twitter. He’s not back on Facebook. Instead, we got Bill Cosby back. In fact, he even tweeted yesterday. He’s not even just out of prison, the Cos is back on Twitter.

Upon hearing that Bill Cosby was released by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court, you probably asked yourself, “What the fuck?”

Why did the state Supreme Court release Bill Cosby? I mean, this is the same state Supreme Court that had zero interest in listening to Trump’s bogus election fraud claims…but they’ll listen to Cosby? Does this mean the state’s highest court decided Bill Cosby is innocent and he never raped anyone? No. It does not.

Bill Cosby is NOT exonerated. When over 50 women accuse you of being a rapist, it’s probably mathematically impossible that they’re all lying.

A jury convicted Cosby of three counts of aggravated indecent assault against Andrea Constand, but she’s just one accuser. Over 50 women have claimed “America’s Dad” either raped or assaulted them…usually while they were passed out from drinks he made them. So why was he released?

Cosby had served three years of a three- to 10-year sentence at a maximum-security prison outside Philadelphia when the court ruled that a “non-prosecution agreement” with a previous prosecutor meant Cosby should not have been charged in the case.

In 2005, a prosecutor assured Cosby he wouldn’t be charged if he testified in a civil case against him. He did and admitted he gave Quaaludes to women he was pursuing for sex. In 2015, and a few days before the 12-year statute of limitations expired in the case and amidst new accusations of drugging and sexual assault against Cosby, a new prosecutor, who had not given any assurances to Cosby, filed charges against him. Cosby’s admission in the civil trial of drugging women was used against him.

The Supreme Court said, “In light of these circumstances, the subsequent decision by successor D. A.s to prosecute Cosby violated Cosby’s due process rights.” With the statute of limitations expiring on most of these accusations, Cosby probably will not ever be charged…unless the frail 83-year Jell-O pusher does it again and a brand new case is opened.

Cosby didn’t say anything at his lawyer’s press conference, but he did tweet a photo of himself with his fist raised and wrote, “I have never changed my stance nor my story. I have always maintained my innocence.” Innocent people don’t drug girls with Quaaludes. From the civil case where he admitted he was a rapist, he settled with Constrand and paid her $3.38 million. Innocent people don’t pay accusers nearly $4 million.

Bruce Castor, one of Cosby’s lawyers did claim this “exonerated” the Cos. It should be noted Castor was also Donald Trump’s lawyer during his second impeachment trial.

Cosby was NOT exonerated. His prosecutor, Montgomery County District Attorney Kevin Steele, pointed out, “He was found guilty by a jury and now goes free on a procedural issue that is irrelevant to the facts of the crime.”

Phylicia Rashad, who played Cosby’s wife on The Cosby Show, tweeted, “FINALLY!!!! A terrible wrong is being righted- a miscarriage of justice is corrected!” And then she tweeted, “I fully support survivors of sexual assault coming forward. My post was in no way intended to be insensitive to their truth.” Bullshit. You can’t say you hate the Holocaust and want to support the survivors, but you love Hitler.

Ms. Rashad, who supports rapists, is the Dean of Howard University’s College of Fine Arts. Howard needs to say, “Good bye, Phylicia.”

Cosby’s lawyers described the court that sent him to prison as corrupt. But keep in mind, one of them has defended Donald Trump.

The greatest tragedy of this is it discourages victims from coming forward after being raped and assaulted by powerful men. They may see it being pointless when after you finally catch and punish them, another court’s just going to turn around and set them free. We can’t let that happen.

Unlike Cosby’s lawyers and Phylicia Rashad, we need to support rape survivors. #MeToo needs to continue.

The only women who supports bastards like Bill Cosby and Donald Trump are green hags. Don’t drink the Kool-Aid in their cauldron.

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The thing that annoys me most about Republicans who have joined the Trump cult is they don’t have principles. They’re all about reduced government spending until Donald Trump runs up the national debt. They’re all about patriotism until Donald Trump insults veterans and allows Putin to place bounties on soldiers’ lives. They used to be about family values until Mr. five-kids-with-three-wives-pussy-grabber came along. They can’t find a principled position to take a stand on. Today, the sycophantic Qanon conspiracy theorists for Trump warns us all about the deep state lizard people, but if Donald Trump appointed a few lizard people to his administration, they’d all be like, “Thank you, President (sic) Trump, for the lizard people.”

And who says Donald Trump hasn’t appointed lizard people? They were all about draining the swamp but didn’t protest against him appointing campaign contributors to ambassadorships. They didn’t protest his cabinet members gifting themselves at our expense. They don’t protest Trump enriching himself on our dime. They don’t protest foreign diplomats staying at Trump hotels. They don’t protest Trump charging the Secret Service for golf cart rentals. Hell, they were even against a president playing golf until Donald Trump spent over $300 million of our money on his golf trips.

Maybe Donald Trump’s deep state lizard person is Attorney General William Barr. Trump sycophants worry about fictional corruption, like Hillary Clinton personally selling our uranium supply to Russia, but they ignore the Attorney General being Donald Trump’s personal goon who has transformed the Justice Department into the Donald Trump Personal Protection and Racketeering Agency.

While testifying before Congress and declaring he wasn’t Donald Trump’s personal poodle installed only to be his Roy Cohn, William Barr repeated several bullshit Trumpian talking points.

William Barr used the Donald Trump talking point that cops kill more white people than black people. There are more white people in the nation than black people. Statistically, cops kill more blacks. William Barr went to college. He has a law degree. He’s smart enough to know the talking point he crapped out of his mouth was pure and total grade-A racist bullshit.

Barr claimed President Obama spied on Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign. No, Obama did not. The FBI tracked a couple of suspected Russian spies who worked for the Trump campaign. That is not spying. If tracking on suspected Russian spies was spying on the Trump campaign, then what does that make the Trump campaign? It’s hard to say you’re not Trump’s personal attorney when your Justice Department, like Donald Trump, is more concerned about the well being of Russian spies than about the people investigating said spies.

William Barr repeated Donald Trump’s accusation that President Obama didn’t restock the nation’s stockpile of PPE, ignoring the fact Donald Trump has been president for over three years. After spending three years staring at your own empty closet, you can’t blame its emptiness on the guy who owned it before you. Again, it’s been three years. Are the salt shakers empty in the White House cafeteria? Are you going to blame Obama for that?

William Barr carried out Trump’s talking point that all Black Lives Matter protesters are violent which is why unidentified secret police are needed to invade American cities and teargas and hit Vietnam veterans and mothers over the heads with billy clubs.

William Barr repeated Trump’s claim he had “no responsibility” for testing failures which extend to Trump having no fault for the lack of any national plan to confront the virus or any blame for the death of over 150,000 Americans.

William Barr carried on the Trump talking point that mail-in voting was ripe for voter fraud…despite the fact he and Trump have both voted through that method.

Barr claimed the clearing of protesters with tear gas and goons on horses in front of the White House and Trump’s visit minutes later through the clearing to visit St. John’s church on June 1 were totally unrelated.

Finally, William Barr said “Antifa” about 98 times during the hearing. Here’s a fact for you: There is no such organization called “Antifa.”

Quite frankly, I’m shocked William Barr didn’t make a pitch to host the G7 at Doral and the British Open at Trump Turdberry.

William Barr can’t defend himself.  The only legal cases he’s personally interjected himself into are those that concern Donald Trump’s goons.

He’s fired U.S. Attorneys investigating Donald Trump’s friends. He overruled his own department’s prosecutors and has asked a court to drop all charges against Michael Flynn (who’s probably a Russian spy). He recommended a sentence reduction for Trump goon Roger Stone before Donald Trump commuted his sentence.

During the hearing, Representative Eric Swalwell reminded Barr that during his confirmation, he said it would be a crime for a president to issue a pardon in exchange for the recipient’s promise to not incriminate him. When asked why he wasn’t investigating Donald Trump for issuing a commutation of his personal goon Roger Stone’s prison sentence, which was granted after Stone didn’t turn on Trump and even bragged that he lied to protect Donald Trump, William fucking Barr said, “Why should I?”. Because you’re the fucking Attorney General, asshole, and Roger Stone told you explicitly he broke the law to protect Donald Trump who then saved him from going to prison.

It was pointed out Barr has never personally intervened in a case involving someone who’s not a Trump goon. He’s never sought to throw out a sentence or have one reduced for anyone who’s not a GOT, Goon of Trump’s. He also pleaded ignorance to knowing any details about why Michael Cohen was sent back to prison for refusing to agree not to talk to the media or write a book on Donald Trump.

William Barr is a Trump goon. He also denied systemic racism exists in America’s police departments. How about the Justice Department? Representative Cedric Richmond pointed out that when Barr came to the hearing, he brought his top staff which didn’t include any black people. Richmond pointed out that’s systemic racism. At the start of the hearing, Barr paid his respects to civil rights icon John Lewis. Richmond told Barr, “You really should keep the name of the Honorable John Lewis out of the Department of Justice’s mouth.” Later, Senator Kamala Harris said, “Bill Barr hasn’t lifted a finger as Attorney General to protect voting rights in America. He has no business speaking John Lewis’s name.”

Even when he was asked if it would be “appropriate for a president to solicit assistance” from a foreign government during an election,” Barr said, “It depends on what kind of assistance” before backtracking and saying no. You know what kind of assistance. The illegal kind. That’s the only kind of foreign assistance to a presidential campaign. I’m not even a lawyer and I know that. Another thing I know that the Attorney General of the United Freaking States doesn’t is that a president canNOT move an election date.

It’s hard to declare your independence from Donald Trump when you repeat Donald Trump’s lying talking points and act as his fat human shield. William Barr is a liar and a Trump goon. He’s as corrupt as Donald Trump.

Quite frankly, we’d be safer with the lizard people.

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