Ted Cruz is a weird guy that science struggles to explain. How did a thing like Ted Cruz ever happen? Earth, big bang, sure. Ted Cruz? Somebody explain that. What's even harder to understand than why there's something as icky as Ted Cruz in the universe are the people who support and defend Ted Cruz.... Continue Reading →
Cancun Cruz
Now, before you get upset and infuriated with Ted Cruz for going on a sunny vacation with his family in Cancun (in case you're a Republican, that's in Mexico), keep in mind, he's a goon. Additionally, he's a slimy shady disingenuous shitweasel who is as fake as they come. He just hasn't received the memo... Continue Reading →