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If you listen to Donald Trump, you might be fooled into believing that nobody knows more about anything on any subject than him. But you have to be a Kool-Aid-drinking MAGA cultist not to realize that Donald Trump doesn't know anything about anything better than anyone. In layman's terms, Donald Trump is a dumbass. Donald... Continue Reading →
Republicans are howling about the Biden administration "giving" Iran $6 billion and claiming that it's been used to make weapons for Hamas which they used in their sneak attack on Israel. As usual, Republicans are lying shitbags. The $6 billion belonged to Iran and it was frozen by South Korea. It was released back to... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump showed off classified secrets about a nuclear submarine with stealth technology or some shit like that. I'll have more to say about it in a future blog, kids. But right now, I got conventioneering things in San Francisco to do. Note: This cartoon was drawn at Blue Bottle Coffee in San Francisco. The... Continue Reading →
I was on a train when the National Alert went off Wednesday. I was on the Metro Silver Line going from Washington's Union Station to the Dulles Airport station. I spent the night at a Holiday Inn near the airport because I had an early flight on Thursday morning. The ride on the metro from... Continue Reading →
By the way, the McRib is coming back. But didn't McDonald's tell us last year that it wasn't ever coming back again? Didn't they say that last year was the last time we'd ever be able to chomp down on a sticky slab of pork covered in BBQ sauce and topped with pickles and onions... Continue Reading →
It's my belief Donald Trump is going to court today in lower Manhattan over the fraud case when he doesn't have to because this is more personal for him. This case points out that he's not as rich as he claims. This case proves he is a fraud. This case also threatens his corporate holdings... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday Music note: I listened to Abba and Alice in Chains. Yeah, that's a combination. Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon on this site is available. You can pay through PayPal. If you don’t... Continue Reading →
Failing at shutting down the government, Matt Gaetz will now try to oust Kevin McCarthy as Speaker for the sin of working with Democrats. Of course, to do this, Gaetz will need the help of...wait for it...Democrats. Gaetz is such an attention whore, he put a TV studio in his father's house for him to... Continue Reading →
Of course, if Donald Trump was the main suspect in the murder of Tupac Shakur, his supporters wouldn't abandon him. I don't think Donald Trump has ever said anything more accurate (not that there are a lot of true statements from him for it to compete with) than his claim that he wouldn't lose any... Continue Reading →
So I watched last night's Republican debate and yes, I feel a little bit dumber for doing so. It was the second GOP debate this campaign season and it wasn't an improvement over the first one. It was so bad that at one point, the moderates were talking over each other. And just like the... Continue Reading →
