New House Speaker Mike Johnson wants the January 6 tapes to be like Japanese porn with every terrorist face, and other body parts blurred out. Johnson (speaking of porn) reasons that blurring their faces will help prevent them from being prosecuted by the Justice Department. speaking at a press conference, Johnson said, "We have to... Continue Reading →
Trump Selection Committee
Donald Trump would love to have the College Football Playoff Selection Committee choose the next president, or at least have its system used. The four teams the committee selected for this year's playoffs are Washington, Michigan, Texas, and Alabama. Third-ranked Washington beat fifth-ranked Oregon to capture the Pac-12 championship. Second-ranked Michigan beat 16th-ranked Iowa to... Continue Reading →
Bad Santa
The Atlantic Magazine has devoted its latest edition to sounding the alarm of a second Trump administration (sic), saying it'll be much worse than his first. This should be taken seriously because if you were alive between 2017 and 2021, then you should be able to recall just how truly horrible and terrifying that first... Continue Reading →
Santos Career Options
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday And from the cutting room floor, the 5th panel I couldn't squeeze into the cartoon. Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon on this site is available. You can pay through PayPal. If you don’t... Continue Reading →
MAGA Hangry
Shortly after the Trump insurrection attempt in which he sent white nationalist terrorists to attack the Capitol on January 6 to stop the certification of the 2020 election he had just lost, Kevin McCarthy blamed Trump. McCarthy played tough guy and told some gathered Republican colleagues the story of how he told Trump over the... Continue Reading →
Trump 3000
Trump has boasted that Russia didn't invade Ukraine when he was president, as if Vladimir Putin is afraid of him. But the fact is, Putin has Trump's tiny orange balls in his coat pocket. The only reason Russia didn't invade Ukraine while Trump was president is because they didn't have to. Trump was doing Putin's... Continue Reading →
Sympathy For The Devil
What a drag it is getting old. Many years ago when I was much younger, I was a bit of a stinker. OK, I still am, but back then, I made fun of old people for the simple act of getting old. I used to tease one of my editors, Rupert, back when I worked... Continue Reading →
A Place For Fascists
It's not just U.S. voters who have short memories as we see polls showing Donald Trump, the worst president in U.S. history, is leading President Joe Biden in the 2024 presidential race. Voters today have forgotten that Trump tanked the great economy he inherited from President Obama, ignored Covid while tens of thousands of his... Continue Reading →
Hate Cake
President Joe Biden is old. We all know it. Even he knows it and joked about it last Monday on his birthday. Biden posted a photo on Instagram with his cake ablaze and captioned it, "Turns out on your 146th birthday, you run out of space for candles!” Sure, he's old, but he's hip enough... Continue Reading →
Final Turkey Destination
So one of the counterarguments (a whatabout) from a MAGAt over on GoComics to my last cartoon on the recent scary polls is, that President Joe Biden couldn't tell the difference between Britney Spears and Taylor Swift. Apparently, that was a story in right-wing goon circles. Headline: Old man can't tell the difference between two... Continue Reading →