Maxwell Azarello may not have been a Trumper, but he was a conspiracy theorist like Trump. Yesterday, he died after setting himself on fire outside the Manhattan courthouse where Trump is currently on trial for his hush money payments to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal. This is Trump's response to his supporters. Thousands are losing... Continue Reading →
Sleepy Don
If this was a nation where the president used the legal system to go after his political opponents, as Donald Trump so often claims, then he would have fled the country to live in exile after his failed coup attempt and not be sitting through jury selections in a courtroom while dozing off. Trump lies... Continue Reading →
Trump’s Fair Jury
The first of Donald Trump's four criminal trials began with jury selections in New York City today. Twelve jurors and six alternates will be chosen from hundreds of New Yorkers with about 500 being called each day and 100 brought into Judge Juan Merchan's courtroom at a time. This is going to take some work...and... Continue Reading →
Kevin Was Here
Before Speaker Mike Johnson made the required pilgrimage to MAGA-Lardo to kiss Trump's ass, hosts on Russian state TV discussed the meeting/ass-kissing as a deciding factor on whether Ukraine will receive more U.S. aid or not. While doing so, state TV host Olga Skabeeva claimed Johnson was "theirs," just like Trump. Johnson has been pushing... Continue Reading →
A Bucket For Marjorie
Maybe the right metaphor for Marjorie Taylor Greene is flying monkey. She's not human, which means this witch cartoon isn't sexist, and she does the bidding of Donald Trump, her cult master. Tomorrow, Speaker Mike Johnson will travel to Mar-a-Lago to kiss Trump's ass. Remind me how well that worked out for the last speaker,... Continue Reading →
Party Like It’s 1864
The Arizona Supreme Court ruled yesterday that a dormant law from 1864 banning nearly all abortions can be enforced, overruling a lower court decision that doctors can't be prosecuted for performing abortions after 15 weeks. The 1864 law provides no exceptions for rape or incest and allows abortions only if the mother’s life is in... Continue Reading →
MAGA State
Donald Trump issued a brand new position on abortion yesterday that doesn't work, angers the most radical of pro-lifers, gives another reason for women to vote against him, and is probably another lie. Screw probably. It is a lie. Trump was trying to have it both ways by saying abortion should be left up to... Continue Reading →
Shakey Conspiracy Theories
Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks Friday's earthquake and tomorrow's eclipse are signs from God. If that's the case and God is trying to tell us something, then it should be noted that the epicenter of the earthquake was about six miles from Trump's New Jersey BedBug and Breakfast golf course at Bedminster. A lightning bolt also... Continue Reading →
Ketchup Bath
I guess when Trump said there would be a bloodbath if he didn't get what he wanted, he was talking about the stocks in his media company. Or maybe he meant it would be a ketchup bath. Trump's media company, Trump Media & Technology Group, made a big debut last week on the Nasdaq stock... Continue Reading →
The Law-and-Order Terrorist
Donald Trump attended a funeral on Long Island for a New York City policeman who was killed in the line of duty. Trump used the cop's death to make a political statement, to contrast himself with President Joe Biden, and called for "law and order." The most bizarre thing about this is that the cop's... Continue Reading →