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I purchased a sports coat from Temu a few months ago. I had heard about Temu but I must not have retained any information because I bought something from Temu. Maybe I was influenced by the $15 million Temu spent on Super Bowl ads. Temu is a Chinese e-commerce company that sells cheap stuff. The... Continue Reading →
During closing arguments yesterday in Trump's hush money trial, the defense lawyer, Todd Blanche, worked to discredit the prosecution's main witness, Michael Cohen, as the MVP of liars and called the GLOAT, the Greatest Liar Of All Time. One of his arguments was that Donald Trump's reimbursements (in installments) to Michael Cohen, for paying off... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump, his shitty lawyers, and shitty Republicans are attempting to discredit Michael Cohen who testified this week in the Trump hush money case. Cohen was the money man in paying Stormy Daniels $130,000 to keep quiet about her awkward and uncomfortable hotel quickie with Donald Trump. The way the scheme worked was that Cohen... Continue Reading →
I just spent six hours on this cartoon, on a Saturday at that, so you're not getting a long blog from me today. I'd like to order some food and zone out for a while. Maybe I'll watch the new Jerry Seinfeld thing I just heard is on Netflix, or maybe the documentaries on Bon... Continue Reading →
If you are the least cooperative legal client of all time while neglecting to pay your legal bills, then you may get stuck with a lawyer so bad that he enters into evidence that your nickname is Von ShitzInPants. That's what happened to Donald Trump yesterday. Trump's lawyer, Todd How-The-Fuck-Did-I-Pull-The-Short-Straw Blanche used a social media... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump and his minions cry that he's being treated unfairly by the justice system. Canadian conspiracy theorist cartoonist, Cameron Cardow who poses as an anonymous U.S. cartoonist that violates the ethics policy of every legitimate news outlet, compares Trump's treatment to that received by witches burned at the stake, William Wallace, Christians thrown to... Continue Reading →
During jury selection of his hush-money trial, Donald Trump shared a post from Fox News' Jesse Watters claiming that liberal Trump haters were attempting to sneak on the jury. Just a few days before that, Republican Representative Byron Donalds explicitly pleaded with New York MAGAts to sneak onto the jury and acquit Donald Trump. As... Continue Reading →
If this was a nation where the president used the legal system to go after his political opponents, as Donald Trump so often claims, then he would have fled the country to live in exile after his failed coup attempt and not be sitting through jury selections in a courtroom while dozing off. Trump lies... Continue Reading →
One of the many lovely traits of MAGAts is that they project. They accuse Democrats of lying while pushing debunked conspiracy theories and backing a guy who told over 30,000 lies in a span of four years. They accuse their political opponents of treason when they're the ones who engaged in an insurrection. They claim... Continue Reading →
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