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Trump’s staff purportedly sent his height and weight to the Fulton County jail to speed up the booking process which makes it shocking that the law enforcement agency was able to recognize him when he came in for his 20 minutes. Trump's staff, probably through Trump himself, described him as 6' 3" which is bullshit.... Continue Reading →
I have a good memory for remembering things I read, viewed, and witnessed, but I suck at numbers. I know important ones, such as 081590, which is my son's birthday, and historical ones like 12071941 and 09112001, but the only three phone numbers I know by heart are 877 CASH NOW (if I sing it),... Continue Reading →
While eating a veal parmesan sandwich in a Queen's diner a couple nights ago, I heard a bunch of kids talking about John Cena, the wrestler. These were elementary-age kids and they were there with their parents of course. I didn't pay enough attention to the context, but they were talking about Cena a lot.... Continue Reading →
This is what I came here for, kids. This is what you’ve been waiting for. Finally, here it is. I’m currently blogging this from a White Castle on the corner of 8th and 37th. I've been asked a lot of questions on social media, and too many of the same questions for me to go... Continue Reading →
I am fully aware that at least three other cartoonists have drawn Trump mug shots over the past week, but they didn't do this. I wrote this two weeks ago and saved it. The rough will be in my next batch published. The thing I liked about this is that Donald Trump is so proud... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday After I submitted a few ideas to my editor last Friday on Trump and his indictment, he said he wanted something somber and not so much rubbing his face in it. Honestly, all I wanted to do... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday Donald Trump is going to make as much money as he can off this arrest...if he's arrested. But I think everyone who's donated after his prediction that he would be arrested last Tuesday should ask for a... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump "truthed" that he's going to be arrested on Tuesday. It's Tuesday. As Ted Knight said in Caddyshack, "Well? We're waiting." Republicans are in an uproar over the possibility Donald Trump will be indicted and arrested in Manhattan over the hush-money payment scheme to porn star Stormy Daniels. It didn't work because we still... Continue Reading →
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