I have a good memory for remembering things I read, viewed, and witnessed, but I suck at numbers. I know important ones, such as 081590, which is my son's birthday, and historical ones like 12071941 and 09112001, but the only three phone numbers I know by heart are 877 CASH NOW (if I sing it),... Continue Reading →
Law-and-Order President
One of the topics this morning on the news is whether or not Donald Trump knew he lost the 2020 election. It's stupid. Donald Trump is not a toddler, dog, canary, or in a vegetative state. The defense here is that he's a baby who can't understand very simplistic facts like he lost the 2020... Continue Reading →
Down at the Trump Arraignment
This is what I came here for, kids. This is what you’ve been waiting for. Finally, here it is. I’m currently blogging this from a White Castle on the corner of 8th and 37th. I've been asked a lot of questions on social media, and too many of the same questions for me to go... Continue Reading →