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Trump LOVES Nancy Pelosi (in a not-so-secret obsession) and HATES sharks. Years before telling attendees at one of his hate rallies of his fear of sharks, he told Stormy Daniels before raw-dogging her in a Las Vegas hotel room, and after telling her she reminded him of his daughter, Ivanka. Las Vegas was also the... Continue Reading →
Where do I even begin with this? Donald Trump held a little rally in Las Vegas and told the audience a story about a conversation he had with a boat builder in South Carolina. Trump often likes to relay conversations he's had only in his head, and in his tellings, the fictional person he's talking... Continue Reading →
I used the concept of sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads in a cartoon last July when Texas Governor Greg Abbott first placed water barriers and razor wire along the Rio Grande. This cartoon is its sequel. If a governor was Dr. Evil, it would be Greg Abbott except Dr. Evil was... Continue Reading →
Greg Abbot's Texas government has started putting what it calls "floating marine barriers" in the Rio Grande River on the Texas/Mexico border in order to stop "illegal immigrants" from entering the country. Again, can we dismiss the term "illegal" to describe human beings? How are they "illegal" before they even get here? It's racist and... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I got this cartoon in to CNN just in time because Shark Week is now over. However, Fat Orange Stupid Shark Week continues along with Sycophantic Cultists Remora Week. Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each.... Continue Reading →
Will you die from the coronavirus? That may depend on whether your governor is a Democrat or a Republican. To be fair, some Republican governors have responded to the coronavirus responsibly putting their constituents first. The governors of Ohio (Mike DeWine), Maryland(Larry Hogan), and Massachusetts (Charlie Baker) have treated this like the serious crisis it... Continue Reading →
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