Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I was planning on drawing about Martha Stewart or John Durham today...and then Rudy Giuliani happened...again. And I thought, how can I not do something on Rudy? He has to take precedence seeing how disgusting, rotten, and corrupt he is. Noelle Dunphy, who says she worked as an off-the-books employee for Giuliani during his stint... Continue Reading →
As a former gigging musician, I can truly appreciate the importance of duct tape. A guitar player will have guitar strings, pedals, straps, cables, picks, set lists, and other assorted musician goodies in his gig bag, but one of the more important essentials is duct tape. What's the specific use of duct tape at a... Continue Reading →
Goddammit, Andrew Cuomo. Stop making me draw cartoons about you. When I drew a cartoon on the scandal of Cuomo covering up the number of nursing home deaths from covid, liberals came at me. I got a lot of "but what about Trump?" and "you're drinking the Kool-Aid." The second time I covered it, after... Continue Reading →
This cartoon was first published February 8, 2019, in The Costa Rica Star. Former two-time Costa Rica president and Nobel Prize winner, Oscar Arias was accused of sexual assault, then accused again, and again, and again, etc. So far, nine women have accused him of charges ranging from harassment, to assault, to rape. Time Magazine... Continue Reading →
As if it wasn't bad enough for Virginia and the state Democrats with two of the top three elected officials revealed to have worn "blackface" in the past, the other one of the three has been accused of sexual assault and now rape. Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax was a rock star until a few days... Continue Reading →
Here's the bonus cartoon I promised you. I got this idea a few days ago while planning my own Secret Santa. Naturally, I think of the worst possible things to get that'd be inappropriate and hilarious...but, of course you would never do. At least I hope you wouldn't do them. And people ask me how... Continue Reading →
Morning news shows like ABC's Good Morning, America and NBC's Today Show isn't really my thing because they're a bit too fluffy for me. I alternate between CNN's New Day and MSNBC's Morning Joe, depending on which one is annoying me less. Even though I don't watch the Today Show and never had strong opinions... Continue Reading →
We do not send our representatives to Washington to use their positions to commit sexual harassment. And, when they do and have to settle their workplace disputes, we should not be the ones financing their settlements. In the early 90s, there was a scandal over members of the House and Senate bouncing checks at the... Continue Reading →
If you're a man and you don't understand what I'm talking about with this cartoon, stop and think about it. There were several things I was going to discuss in today's column, but I've reconsidered. Today, I'm gonna leave you hanging and let the dudes among you figure it for themselves. And, I'm not talking... Continue Reading →
The political world got a bit of a jolt yesterday when Fox News kicked their longtime ratings giant and right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly to the curb yesterday over repeated charges of sexual harassment. I know. It's tearing you apart. There are many takeaways to this with the first for conservatives being, "but what about Bill... Continue Reading →
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