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The Count
Americans are impatient. I've been told that people in other nations can wait in line for hours patiently at amusement parks but here in the states, we do the pee-pee dance and start growling when we think we've been in line too long at Burger King. But we need to learn to be patient because... Continue Reading →
Big Bird Attacked By Big Turd
Senator and above-ground CHUD Ted Cruz has now attacked Big Bird for assuring children they don't have to be afraid of the vaccines for the coronavirus. After American six-year-olds, became eligible for the Pfizer-BioNTech coronavirus vaccine last week, Big Bird did a public service announcement to comfort children and to promote vaccine awareness. Big Bird... Continue Reading →
Bert, Ernie, And Squirmy
It's a question I've had for decades about Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie, but have never received a satisfying answer. Why does Bert have one eyebrow and Ernie doesn't have any? The mystery and debate of their sexual orientation have been around for at least a couple of decades. I have cartooned on it, but... Continue Reading →