Here’s the bonus cartoon I promised you.
I got this idea a few days ago while planning my own Secret Santa. Naturally, I think of the worst possible things to get that’d be inappropriate and hilarious…but, of course you would never do. At least I hope you wouldn’t do them. And people ask me how I get my ideas.
I’m tired and I’m taking the rest of the weekend off until late Sunday night, so this is all the column you’re getting for this one. Enjoy your weekend. Go see The Last Jedi. It’s awesome.
On another note, I do think I made the fat congressional bastard in this cartoon fat enough.
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