Donald Trump's convention was a message of unity that wasn't. Trump started his speech by talking about the assassination attempt that hurt his ear. He wore the large ridiculous bandage on his ear which was mimicked by his followers who like to call Democrats "Sheeple." Trump said, "I'm not supposed to be here tonight." He's... Continue Reading →
Trippy Botox
I had a few other ideas but I decided to be goofy today without a serious point...other than to point out how goofy these guys are. When I first heard that Rudy Giuliani had fallen down at the Republican National Convention, I just thought it was really sad. If it's alcohol-related, then Rudy needs help.... Continue Reading →
Blood Type Heinz
Judge Aileen Cannon has dismissed the classified documents trial against Donald Trump. This happened while I was on a flight from Baltimore to Tampa and I was bombarded with messages as soon as I landed. Now, Trump is using getting shot in the ear to argue that all cases against him should be dismissed in... Continue Reading →
Panic At The Disco!
This is another cartoon my readers don't love. I published it six hours ago and it only has three hearts and two comments on Twitter. It has 25 likes and four comments on Facebook. It only has 18 likes on Twitter. It only has 29 views on TikTok. You would think more people would view... Continue Reading →
Zealot Education
Oklahoma Superintendant of Education Ryan Walters said, "We have to cover history accurately," and with that, the Bible has been mandated to be taught in all Oklahoma public schools. This follows Louisiana's asinine law of requiring the Ten Commandments be posted in all public school classrooms. Walters also said it would be “academic malpractice” not... Continue Reading →
Commandments For Hypocrites
I think Republicans should treat religion in the Trump era the same way they treat government spending when a Republican is president. Ignore it. Republicans love to accuse Democrats of being socialist spenders and giving away free money. They blame our deficit on Democrats and cry that our children will be the ones paying it... Continue Reading →
Domestic Supply Of School Shooting Victims
In a blistering dissent to the majority opinion legalizing bump stocks, Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayer wrote, "Today, the Court puts bump stocks back in civilian hands. To do so, it casts aside Congress’s definition of ‘machinegun’ and seizes upon one that is inconsistent with the ordinary meaning of the statutory text and unsupported by... Continue Reading →
Juneteenth 2024
I visited my local watering hole last week and the regular creepster was in the joint. This is a guy who seems harmless but he kinda freaks everyone out, because he's creepy. There's just something off about the guy. He seems kinda stalkerish and he makes the female bartender very uncomfortable. Hell, he makes me... Continue Reading →
Sugar Daddy’s Day
President (sic) Donald Trump used the presidential executive authority to create a new regulation for the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives banning bump stocks in 2017. The new regulation was in response to a mass shooting in Las Vegas where the killer was able to murder 58 people and injure hundreds more. He... Continue Reading →
Clarence’s Disclosure
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas hid from the public lavish gifts he received from billionaire Harlan Crow, gifts such as expensive vacations in Bali with his insurrectionist wife, Ginni, and trips to Crow's exclusive secret swanky I-smell-better-than-you men's club. Clarence also hid Harlan purchasing his mother's home, paying for his nephew's education, and another gifter's... Continue Reading →