Obese Scales of Justice


Trump’s staff purportedly sent his height and weight to the Fulton County jail to speed up the booking process which makes it shocking that the law enforcement agency was able to recognize him when he came in for his 20 minutes. Trump's staff, probably through Trump himself, described him as 6' 3" which is bullshit.... Continue Reading →

Fat and Orange


Donald Trump recently "truthed" to his cult, "Why doesn’t Fox and Friends show all of the Polls where I am beating Biden, by a lot. They just won’t do it! Also, they purposely show the absolutely worst pictures of me, especially the big ‘orange’ one with my chin pulled way back. They think they are... Continue Reading →

Pride Murder


Laura Ann Carleton was shot and killed for flying a Pride flag. Carleton, who was 66 years old and the mother of nine, was murdered inside her clothing store, Mag.Pi, in Cedar Glenn, California on Friday. The San Bernardino County sheriff said the suspect had torn down the Pride flag and "yelled many homophobic slurs... Continue Reading →

Trump’s Worst Fears


So why is Trump skipping the first Republican presidential debate? I don't think it's because he's afraid of tough questions. The debate is being hosted by Fox News and even if they did ask a tough question, like how will he serve out his presidency from a Georgia jail cell, he'd just do what he... Continue Reading →

Trumpless Debate


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday I'm not entirely confident in this cartoon anymore. A colleague messaged me and said, "I read the spotlight as the light of god who took him up," and that was within just a few minutes of it... Continue Reading →

Crooked Hurricane Hilary


Hurricane Hilary is headed for Mexico and the west coast and expectations are that California, along with parts of Arizona and Nevada, will receive a year's worth of rain in a day. Isn't that the thing about California? It either receives too much rain or not enough and when it does get the perfect balance,... Continue Reading →

Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha


Abigail Jo Shry, a white (duh) Texan, left a voicemail at the chambers of federal judge Tanya Chutkan's chambers saying, "If Trump doesn’t get elected in 2024, we are coming to kill you, so tread lightly, bitch." She also called her a racial slur. She's been arrested and charged. She also threatened Democratic representative Sheila... Continue Reading →

Prez on a Bounty


Congressman Byron Donalds must have some of the dumbest constituents in the country, and that's saying a lot because he's from Florida, which has also given us Matt Gaetz. Dum-Dum Donalds was riding the GOP talking point train of outrage over President Biden's response to the wildfires in Maui. A few days ago, while he... Continue Reading →

Free Press Free Kansas


One of the greatest dangers to this nation is our loss of freedom and what contributes to that is that so many people can't recognize when our freedom is under attack, such as your right to vote or a women's right to make decisions over her own body. But another that's in danger is the... Continue Reading →

Hunter’s Myth Hunter


I don't think anyone's happy with Attorney General Merrick Garland appointing a special counsel to investigate Hunter Biden. Republicans, who have spent the past three years howling for a special counsel are upset at the choice being U.S. Attorney David Weiss, even though he's a Trump appointee. Democrats aren't happy because it reeks of bullshit.... Continue Reading →

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