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Donald Trump showed off classified secrets about a nuclear submarine with stealth technology or some shit like that. I'll have more to say about it in a future blog, kids. But right now, I got conventioneering things in San Francisco to do. Note: This cartoon was drawn at Blue Bottle Coffee in San Francisco. The... Continue Reading →
I was on a train when the National Alert went off Wednesday. I was on the Metro Silver Line going from Washington's Union Station to the Dulles Airport station. I spent the night at a Holiday Inn near the airport because I had an early flight on Thursday morning. The ride on the metro from... Continue Reading →
Kevin McCarthy is blaming Democrats for him being ousted as Speaker. When McCarthy became Speaker, it took 15 votes. Every single Democrat in the House voted against him. Every single Democrat voted for Hakeem Jeffries consistently on all 15 voting rounds. The Republicans did not. Members of the Freedom Caucus weren't even consistent in who... Continue Reading →
By the way, the McRib is coming back. But didn't McDonald's tell us last year that it wasn't ever coming back again? Didn't they say that last year was the last time we'd ever be able to chomp down on a sticky slab of pork covered in BBQ sauce and topped with pickles and onions... Continue Reading →
I'm going to be honest with you. I have zero sadness over House Republicans fighting with each other. I have no empathy for Kevin McCarthy in this situation. If McCarthy didn't want to be in this shitstorm with goons then he shouldn't have made deals with goons. Kevin McCarthy made deals with the Freedom Caucus... Continue Reading →
It's my belief Donald Trump is going to court today in lower Manhattan over the fraud case when he doesn't have to because this is more personal for him. This case points out that he's not as rich as he claims. This case proves he is a fraud. This case also threatens his corporate holdings... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday Music note: I listened to Abba and Alice in Chains. Yeah, that's a combination. Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon on this site is available. You can pay through PayPal. If you don’t... Continue Reading →
Of course, if Donald Trump was the main suspect in the murder of Tupac Shakur, his supporters wouldn't abandon him. I don't think Donald Trump has ever said anything more accurate (not that there are a lot of true statements from him for it to compete with) than his claim that he wouldn't lose any... Continue Reading →
Commander Biden, the president's two-year-old German Shepherd, has bitten another Secret Service agent. This is at least the 10th time one of the president's pets has bitten someone. Maybe the president should get a goldfish. Conservatives are blaming the dog, specifically because it's President Biden's dog. Partisanship doesn't stop at the dog house. My ex-wife... Continue Reading →
So I watched last night's Republican debate and yes, I feel a little bit dumber for doing so. It was the second GOP debate this campaign season and it wasn't an improvement over the first one. It was so bad that at one point, the moderates were talking over each other. And just like the... Continue Reading →
