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By now you've heard about the last GOP debate. Gee, what silliness occurred this time? Within the first few minutes Donald Trump made a reference to his penis. And what was that thing on Ted Cruz's lip and where did it go? If you were going to pick one booger eater out of all these... Continue Reading →
Did you watch the latest Republican debate? The final debate before Super Tuesday as every debate is the final debate before something. I did and it was a slobberknocker. Basically it was Ted and Marco versus The Donald. It couldn't have been much worse than if Trump was caught between the Pope, Vicente Fox, and... Continue Reading →
I hate the Clown Car analogy that's been tossed around to describe the Republican candidates for president. It's not that I disagree with the description. It's that it's a lazy analogy and not creative at all. If Chris Matthews uses it then you shouldn't (and it's an analogy he repeats every day). So I may... Continue Reading →
Chatty Cathys haven't been made since the 1950's but everyone knows what they are. It's a pretty good insult for someone who won't get off the phone...or shut up. The Rubio campaign should love this comparison. Marco Rubio is a very talented politician. Of course being a talented politician doesn't always mean you're talented at... Continue Reading →
Other than the ten-minute argument between Trump and Cruz over birtherism and New York values, what you can get from the latest Republican debate is that they promise to get rid of Obama. The only way to sum up the rest of the debate is that they're all idiots. Jeb Bush says the country is... Continue Reading →
Wouldn't it be nice if Republicans could express as much concern for stuff that happens as they do for stuff that doesn't happen? Republicans and conservatives are still upset over a student taking a clock to school. They referred to it as a fake bomb even thought it wasn't ever a "fake bomb." It was... Continue Reading →
The 2006 film Idiocracy is about a future where mankind dumbs down. Society consists of nothing but stupid people. A man from our present is put into a deep sleep and wakes up in this future and he's persecuted for being smart. Does that sound familiar? Not the waking up in the future part, but... Continue Reading →
Is the inclusion of a racial slur in this cartoon offensive? Well it's not as offensive as the United States government. In the 1940's the U.S. government deported Mexican immigrants in a program officially titled "Operation Wetback." Mexico was a huge part of it. During World War II the U.S. suffered from a labor shortage.... Continue Reading →
The Republicans have submitted debate demands to the networks. These include: No "gotcha" questions. Basically any question a candidate can't answer, like how their math doesn't add up, is a gotcha question. Nobody can bring props which really disappoints me. I was really hoping to see Ted Cruz make balloon animals. They want a ten... Continue Reading →
Sometimes the crazy uncle isn't living in an attic wearing a tin foil hat. But they're out there listening to Rush, watching Fox News, and believing Obama is coming for their guns and he'll destroy the Constitution to serve a third term. They consider themselves Patriots and they support our troops while wanting militia members... Continue Reading →
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