And I said I was done drawing Taylor Swift cartoons. Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville's ten-month folly of blockading military promotions because of a reimbursement policy for travel expenses for members to obtain an abortion has failed. Tuberville says he will now only block the most senior generals, but over 440 promotions were passed in one... Continue Reading →
Musk You Mansplain?
Kids, class is in session. Today, I'm going to educate you on the use of a specific slur. Now, not all of you need to be schooled on this but there are quite a few of you who are ignorant motherfuckers, so you're the ones I'm really talking to. The slur we're going to address... Continue Reading →
Sycophant of the Year
After failing at saving Donald Trump's presidency by bringing a bogus bullshit lawsuit to the Supreme Court, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is running out of options to pander for that pardon. Paxton's lawsuit was ridiculous and it wasn't even put together very well. It made lame arguments and contained false information that could have... Continue Reading →
Time For Greta
And these children that you spit on As they try to change their worlds Are immune to your consultations They're quite aware of what they're goin' through Changes -David Bowie Yesterday, Time magazine announced that teen climate activist Greta Thunberg is its person of the year. In choosing her, Time wrote, "She has succeeded in... Continue Reading →
Person Of The Year
Every year Time magazine picks a person of the year and they run a cover story on the individual. The pick is someone they deem has had the most influence on the world over the year, for better or worse. With that description Donald Trump is a unanimous choice. In the past Time has selected... Continue Reading →