Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I went out Friday night for a couple of drinks and ran into a friend. I call him a friend but I'm not close enough to him to have him over or even to give him my number. He's just a drinking buddy, I suppose. I don't remember how it came up but he told... Continue Reading →
The only real difference between Dan Snyder destroying the once-proud legacy of the Washington football team and Elon Musk destroying Twitter is that the value of the football team increased. Elon has reduced the value of Twitter to just 33% the price he paid for it. There's relief for Washington football fans now because Dan... Continue Reading →
the worst team owner in the NFL is finally selling. Dan Snyder has agreed in principle to sell the Washington Redskins, er...Washington Football Team, I mean, the Washington Commanders to Josh Harris for $6.05 billion. Did you hear Dr. Evil's voice in your head when you read $6.05 billion? Snyder bought the team for $800... Continue Reading →
I went down to my local bar last night to watch the first 30 minutes of the last Monday Night Football game of the year which was between the Cincinnati Bengals and Buffalo Bills, which would also help decide who will be the top playoff seed in the AFC. The reason I was only going... Continue Reading →
Miami Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa was injured in a game against the Buffalo Bills last week. It was a head injury. The NFL and the Dolphins said he cleared concussion protocols, Last Thursday against the Cincinnati Bengals, his head was injured again and he was taken off the field on a stretcher. The NFL messed... Continue Reading →
Former coach of the Miami Dolphins, Brian Flores, filed a class-action lawsuit against the NFL and three of its teams, the Dolphins, New York Giants, and the Denver Broncos, accusing them of sham interviews, incentives to lose games, and press to improperly recruit players. Naturally, the NFL and the teams denied all of the accusations.... Continue Reading →
There is a common trait among anti-vaxxers. Selfishness. When an anti-vaxxer talks about vaccines, in addition to basing everything they believe on lies and conspiracy theories, they demonstrate just how selfish they are. They talk about how it affects them. They don't really talk about others except when it comes to how their kid shouldn't... Continue Reading →
Jon Gruden said, "I never had a blade of racism in me." No, Jon Gruden, you have an entire pasture of racism in you and you're going to need some woke goats unleashed on it to mow it down. Jon Gruden, a Super Bowl-winning head coach in the National Football League is a racist, homophobic,... Continue Reading →
Pete Rose is banned from Major League Baseball. He's considered one of the greatest baseball players of all time being voted Rookie of the Year, winning three batting titles, three World Series, two Gold Glove, and one Most Valuable Player Award. He went to the All-Star game 17 times where he played five different positions... Continue Reading →
The Saints got robbed. With 1:45 left in the fourth quarter, and the Saints on the Rams’ 13-yard line, tied 20-20, facing third-and-10 in the NFC Championship, the Saints got robbed. If the Saints had gotten a first down on the play, they could have drained the time left on the clock, kick a chip-shot... Continue Reading →
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