Vote Chompers


Did Miami Mayor Francis Suarez wait for me to visit his city to announce his candidacy for the presidency of the United States? Probably not, but he did wait for Trump to leave town before he did. Here's a fun fact: No U.S. mayor has ever ascended directly to the presidency and the United States... Continue Reading →

Come On, Aileen


Federal judge for the Southern District of Florida Aileen Cannon has been randomly assigned to oversee the case of the United States of America v. Donald Trump. This is alarming. This isn't alarming just because she's a Trump-appointed judge. It's alarming because she has previously used her position to choose Trump over the law, and... Continue Reading →

Jack Smith In A Box


We've been headed in this direction ever since Donald Trump came down that stupid escalator in Trump Tower. This was inevitable because Donald Trump is corrupt and he can't stop doing corrupt things. He believes he's entitled to do so. When he was asked to return the documents he stole, he would have avoided all... Continue Reading →

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