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New House Speaker Mike Johnson wants the January 6 tapes to be like Japanese porn with every terrorist face, and other body parts blurred out. Johnson (speaking of porn) reasons that blurring their faces will help prevent them from being prosecuted by the Justice Department. speaking at a press conference, Johnson said, "We have to... Continue Reading →
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer has done away with the dress code requiring business attire to be worn on the Senate floor. Many believe this rule was done away with to suit Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman, who's well-known for hating business attire and whose fashion choice is hoodies, shorts, and sneakers. Are Republicans losing their... Continue Reading →
Republicans are upset over right-wing terrorist and Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio being sentenced to 22 years in prison for his role in organizing his gang to attack the Capitol on January 6, 2021. His sentence for seditious conspiracy is the heaviest out of the over 1,100 people charged in connection to the attack. His... Continue Reading →
Abigail Jo Shry, a white (duh) Texan, left a voicemail at the chambers of federal judge Tanya Chutkan's chambers saying, "If Trump doesn’t get elected in 2024, we are coming to kill you, so tread lightly, bitch." She also called her a racial slur. She's been arrested and charged. She also threatened Democratic representative Sheila... Continue Reading →
While I was covering Donald Trump's THIRD arraignment last week in Washington, I said to the non-Trumper standing next to me, "Sometimes they say the quiet parts out loud." What one of the Trumpers said during their protest against Trump's indictment was, "Trump for king." And another thing to really despise about MAGAts is that... Continue Reading →
Kai Cenat is a 21-year-old black man who is a live streamer on Twitch and is also a YouTuber. He does comedy shows and is the most subscribed Twitch streamer of all time. He was named "Streamer of the Year" at the 12th Streamy Awards and the 2023 Streamer Awards (these are two different things?).... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump received this third indictment yesterday and you know what that means. I'm on the road again. I'm writing this on a train headed north to Washington, D.C. Let's hope Amtrak doesn't hit any cars or trees this time like it did going to and from Miami when I was traveling to cover Trump's... Continue Reading →
Fun fact: Rudy Giuliani is a liar. We've known this for a while and in fact, anyone associated with Donald Trump is also a liar. It's how that system works. What makes Rudy unique amongst the lying sycophants in the Trump cult is that he was once respected and now...he's admitted to lying. Usually, they're... Continue Reading →
When the news broke that Donald Trump received a letter from Special Counsel Jack Smith on Sunday night that he's a target in the criminal investigation over the January 6 insurrection, several thoughts came to my mind. One: They didn't send that letter through FedEx. I was told Friday that a package would arrive on... Continue Reading →
Jared Kushner is a good candidate to play Ken in the new Barbie movie. He's white, rich, entitled, lifeless, doesn't live in reality, and dickless. But instead of being featured in a Hollywood movie, he's starring in Special Counsel Jack Smith's investigation of Donald Trump's attempt to steal the 2020 election and inciting a white... Continue Reading →
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