Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I'm always annoyed when I see people refer to Senator Mitch McConnell as a turtle. It's not fair. He's a tortoise. Turtles and tortoises are different species of reptiles. In the water, turtles can be very quick. Tortoises, on the other hand, are land animals and they tend to be very slow. The children's tale... Continue Reading →
I wonder if the reason Marjorie Taylor Greene's husband left her is because the role-playing as Hunter Biden was becoming a bit too much for him. I have to ask that question because Marjorie Taylor Greene is obsessed with Hunter Biden. Sure, every Republican has been totally preoccupied with Hunter since before his father won... Continue Reading →
I had a very long day drawing most of these. A couple were drawn days earlier but the rest were drawn between 10 A.M. and 10 P.M. last Friday, July 22. My day wasn't finished until after midnight. I'm a hard worker and someone. Appreciate me, people. I think I drew this one last Monday... Continue Reading →
House Republicans are talking about expunging Trump's two impeachments while also discussing impeaching President Joe Biden. Trump was impeached twice while the Senate failed to convict him either time. His first impeachment was over his extortion attempt of Ukrainian Pesident Volodymyr Zeleneskyy. Trump was withholding military aid, legislated by Congress, in exchange for political dirt... Continue Reading →
Fun fact: Rudy Giuliani is a liar. We've known this for a while and in fact, anyone associated with Donald Trump is also a liar. It's how that system works. What makes Rudy unique amongst the lying sycophants in the Trump cult is that he was once respected and now...he's admitted to lying. Usually, they're... Continue Reading →
The value of Twitter had already plummeted over 30 percent below the price Elon Musk paid for it. Now, financial and branding experts expect it to plummet even further from $4 to $20 billion thanks to Elon's brilliant business and marketing move to rebrand Twitter to X. When Google and Facebook rebranded their parent companies... Continue Reading →
Today's cartoon is a bit of a sequel to a cartoon I drew four days ago that was about Jason Aldean's racist song that Republicans are outraged there's outrage about. And in today's cartoon, we focus on Republicans accusing Barbie World of being a part of Woke World, which has triggered their Faux Outrage World.... Continue Reading →
The only real difference between Dan Snyder destroying the once-proud legacy of the Washington football team and Elon Musk destroying Twitter is that the value of the football team increased. Elon has reduced the value of Twitter to just 33% the price he paid for it. There's relief for Washington football fans now because Dan... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday The Justice Department wanted a trial over Trump stealing classified documents to start in December. The goons lawyering for Trump wanted the trial to start after the election...or never. Judge Aileen Cannon, a Trump appointee who's shown... Continue Reading →
White privilege is banning Critical Race Theory where it doesn't exist, banning an Advanced Placement course on African-American Studies, denying systemic racism, claiming Colin Kaepernick's silent protests were attacks on veterans, and installing courses that teach children slavery had benefits for Black people. White privilege is also being able to claim there's no such thing... Continue Reading →
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