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Ohio Republican Senator J.D. Vance is the winner of Donald Trump's veepstakes. I think it's an underwhelming pick because I don't see what Vance brings to the ticket, which means I'm happy with it. What does Vance bring? Trump already has stupid obnoxious cultist white fanboys. He already has hillbillies. He already has Ohio and... Continue Reading →
Judge Aileen Cannon has dismissed the classified documents trial against Donald Trump. This happened while I was on a flight from Baltimore to Tampa and I was bombarded with messages as soon as I landed. Now, Trump is using getting shot in the ear to argue that all cases against him should be dismissed in... Continue Reading →
What are the odds that the person who advocated for the most violence over the past eight years got shot? OK, in this case...grazed in the ear. First of all, this was a horrible event. I don't advocate violence against anyone. While I'll satirize, I think the "dammit he missed" jokes are too far. Let... Continue Reading →
George Clooney wrote an essay for The New York Times calling for President Joe Biden to withdraw from the presidential race writing that Democrats are “not going to win in November with this president." Now this could make Democrats sound like Republicans when it comes to celebrities. Republicans have said celebrities should keep their views... Continue Reading →
If you're judging Biden's performance in his first press conference of 2024 (It's July, by the way) to his debate performance, then you're lowering the bar. This press conference was set up, not because the Biden administration wants to be open with the American people but because they want to reassure the public and Democrats... Continue Reading →
I wonder if the first thing Marco Rubio thought when he found out he was on Trump's shortlist was, "I wonder if it's as short as his fingers." During the 2016 campaign, Marco Rubio insinuated that Donald Trump has a tiny penis which infuriated Trump and incited him to become the first presidential candidate to... Continue Reading →
In the race to murder as many civilians as they can, Benjamin Netanyahu is currently leading Vladimir Putin by over 25,000 deaths. Putin has a larger territory to cover than Bibi does, but he's hit a larger variety of civilian targets, like daycare centers, train stations, apartment buildings, playgrounds, theaters, bus stations, grocery stores, senior... Continue Reading →
President Biden is refusing to drop out of the presidential race despite polls and calls from even within his own party for him to do so. Speaking with George Stephanopoulos on ABC News, Biden said only the "Lord Almighty" can convince him to end his reelection bid and hand the reigns to someone else. And... Continue Reading →
The Far Right National Party in France was expected to come out of the snap elections with a huge win. Shockingly, they came in third. Fascists have been gaining strength in Europe with huge wins in elections for the European Union but French voters said, "Non" to fascism. Perhaps voters in France have a better... Continue Reading →
This cartoon was drawn for the Fredericksburg Advance. What's going on here in Fredericksburg? The Economic Development Authority (EDA) is asking the city for $2 million to help the homeless in the city. Except, the EDA isn't being specific about how they're going to use this money to help the homeless. The best explanation is... Continue Reading →
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