Conjunction Misfunction


Silicone Valley Bank crashed Saturday with $212 billion in assets. It's the second-largest bank failure in history. This prompted Cocaine Bear, I mean Donald Trump Jr, to tweet, "I don't remember banks collapsing under Trump." Seaway Bank and Trust Company, Proficio Bank, First NBC Bank, Guaranty Bank, Fayette County Bank, The Farmers and Merchants State... Continue Reading →

Trump Train Wreck


Republicans have politicized the train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, blasting President Biden, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, and other Democrats while never mentioning Norfolk Southern, the Republican-lobbying railway corporation responsible for this mess. This week's talking point was attacking President Biden for visiting Ukraine before visiting East Palestine as if it's not an American president's... Continue Reading →

Mutated Toxic Train Spill Bear


When I first saw one Republican after another expressing outrage over a toxic chemical spill from a train derailment, I thought maybe I was having a stroke. My second thought was that maybe it was derailed by drag queens with Hunter's laptop and black history books (don't steal that cartoon idea, fuckers). Republicans care about... Continue Reading →

Moo Deregulations


In case you live in Florida, southern California, or Hawaii, there's a major winter storm whipping across most of the nation. It's even hitting the southern states where snow is less welcome than Yankee agitators and instant grits. And if you live in Texas, I'm so sorry. Texas is unique in a lot of ways,... Continue Reading →

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