There have been a lot of pecker jokes going around with David Pecker, former publisher of the National Enquirer, testifying in the Trump hush-money trial. But I got over all the penis jokes in 2018 when it was first revealed that the National Enquirer was engaging in what they called catch-and-kill journalism. I use the... Continue Reading →
Pecker Problem
Bad people hang out with other bad people. Choir boys don't run with drug dealers. Dolphins don't swim with sharks. Donald Trump doesn't hang out with Barack Obama. Donald Trump hangs out and does business with people who get indicted and go to prison. Donald Trump hired George Papadopoulos, Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, Michael Flynn,... Continue Reading →
Clay’s Weird News
Michael Flynn has flipped on Trump. Rick Gates has flipped on Trump. His personal lawyer/fixer Michael Cohen, who recorded everything, is flipping. His chief financial officer, Allen Weaselburger (actually, Weisselberg. I just like "Weaselburger”) just got immunity after being implicated by Cohen, which will probably implicate a lot of other people, and a few named... Continue Reading →
Fake Editing
Even before the major reasons why Donald Trump should not have been seriously considered for the presidency, I had a few that may appear petty but point to larger problems with the guy. Trump's inexperience, stupidity, sexism, and racism are all great reasons why the man shouldn't have gotten farther than the rent-is-too-damn-high guy. But... Continue Reading →
Trump Love Child
"Enquiring" minds want to know. Is there a Donald Trump love child out there? A love baby The Donald didn't want anyone to know about? And it's not Eric? As Trevor Noah said on his show, every kid in America who doesn't know his father is panicking right now. It does sound far-fetched that Trump... Continue Reading →