Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Friday was a busy day for sex crimes. A federal judge ruled that Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta and other federal prosecutors acted illegally in making a plea deal with accused child sexual abuser and billionaire Jeffrey Epstein before speaking with his victims. Then-U.S. Attorney Acosta failed to charge Epstein under federal trafficking laws, which could... Continue Reading →
The FBI arrested a white nationalist in Maryland, who was inspired by a Norwegian terrorist responsible for killing 77 people in 2011. Christopher Paul Hasson, a Coast Guard officer, who was inspired by Donald Trump's rhetoric, wrote he was "dreaming of a way to kill almost every last person on the earth." His plan included... Continue Reading →
While waiting to hear back from an editor today, I killed time by creating another cartoon. Apparently, I'm not allowed to sleep anymore. I'm probably going to cover this again so you'll get a column on the topic then. I'm way too tired to kick out a column right now. I will say this though,... Continue Reading →
"A poor man's something" is an expression used to describe an item or a person as being similar to something else of a higher quality. For example; you can say an Epiphone guitar is a poor man's Gibson. If you own an Epiphone, don't feel bad. I own one too and it's awesome but it's... Continue Reading →
Bernie's back! Yesterday, the Independent Senator from Vermont announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. Sanders will ride his brand of democratic socialism for a second time through the Democratic primaries. Bernie was the only alternative for Democrats in 2016. This time, the back of the unicorn is a lot more crowded. Before we... Continue Reading →
When Donald Trump boasted about Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe sending him a copy of a five-page letter nominating him for a Nobel Peace Prize, my first thought was; five pages explaining why Donald Trump deserves a prize for peace? It takes a lot of bullshit to fill five pages. There are several things to... Continue Reading →
I find that conservatives focus on the most simplistic and basic element of an issue while liberals see the larger picture. A liberal points out that Donald Trump broke a campaign promise of Mexico paying for his border wall. They notice Trump rejected an offer of $25 billion for his border wall because it was... Continue Reading →
No. Amazon did not pull their plans on building a new facility in New York City because Queens residents threatened to publish a picture of Jeff Bezos' wiener. NYC had promised $3 billion in tax breaks for Amazon to build their HQ2 in Queens, but after being on the receiving end of criticism from city... Continue Reading →
Please forgive me for not writing a column today, but I just spent eight hours drawing fish. I'd like to take a little time this weekend away from work, so for today...you're just getting fish from me. Creative notes: I love drawing sharks. Also, I drew this while listening to just about every song Tom... Continue Reading →
"Signing an executive order, giving a speech, and barnstorming around the country is not leadership." Is that a direct quote from Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, or even Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? Is it from one of the many Democrats currently running for president? Nope. It's from Mike Pence in 2014. Donald Trump wants to be a dictator.... Continue Reading →
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