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I have a good memory for remembering things I read, viewed, and witnessed, but I suck at numbers. I know important ones, such as 081590, which is my son's birthday, and historical ones like 12071941 and 09112001, but the only three phone numbers I know by heart are 877 CASH NOW (if I sing it),... Continue Reading →
If you had "plane shot down by missile" in your Yevgeniy Prigozhin office pool, congratulations. You probably won. Probably won? What does that mean? Right now, it's speculated that Prigozhin is dead because his name was on the manifesto of the plane that suddenly nosedived into Russian turf outside Moscow. I was talking to my... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump recently "truthed" to his cult, "Why doesn’t Fox and Friends show all of the Polls where I am beating Biden, by a lot. They just won’t do it! Also, they purposely show the absolutely worst pictures of me, especially the big ‘orange’ one with my chin pulled way back. They think they are... Continue Reading →
Laura Ann Carleton was shot and killed for flying a Pride flag. Carleton, who was 66 years old and the mother of nine, was murdered inside her clothing store, Mag.Pi, in Cedar Glenn, California on Friday. The San Bernardino County sheriff said the suspect had torn down the Pride flag and "yelled many homophobic slurs... Continue Reading →
So why is Trump skipping the first Republican presidential debate? I don't think it's because he's afraid of tough questions. The debate is being hosted by Fox News and even if they did ask a tough question, like how will he serve out his presidency from a Georgia jail cell, he'd just do what he... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday I'm not entirely confident in this cartoon anymore. A colleague messaged me and said, "I read the spotlight as the light of god who took him up," and that was within just a few minutes of it... Continue Reading →
I watched about ten minutes of a video today of two liberal cartoonists debating two whack job fucknut right-wing knuckle-dragging heads-up-each-other's-asses MAGAt cartoonists. Naturally, the MAGAT cartoonists didn't espouse any viewpoints that weren't based on lies. Yeah, those two guys are morons and lying is what they do, but the thing that worries me is... Continue Reading →
Most of these in this batch of roughs were drawn last Friday, August 11. This rough, and the next one, were drawn in the middle of last week after that Alabama Riverboat brawl broke out. At first, I wasn't just trying to draw something on racism in general, and instead, focus on Alabama racism. However,... Continue Reading →
Hurricane Hilary is headed for Mexico and the west coast and expectations are that California, along with parts of Arizona and Nevada, will receive a year's worth of rain in a day. Isn't that the thing about California? It either receives too much rain or not enough and when it does get the perfect balance,... Continue Reading →
Abigail Jo Shry, a white (duh) Texan, left a voicemail at the chambers of federal judge Tanya Chutkan's chambers saying, "If Trump doesn’t get elected in 2024, we are coming to kill you, so tread lightly, bitch." She also called her a racial slur. She's been arrested and charged. She also threatened Democratic representative Sheila... Continue Reading →
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