In a blistering dissent to the majority opinion legalizing bump stocks, Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayer wrote, "Today, the Court puts bump stocks back in civilian hands. To do so, it casts aside Congress’s definition of ‘machinegun’ and seizes upon one that is inconsistent with the ordinary meaning of the statutory text and unsupported by... Continue Reading →
Sexy Back
I don't really have much to say with this. A pop star arrested for drinking and driving? Yes, that's very dangerous, but it's also a bit of a cliché. Next thing you know, someone will start a rumor that musicians do drugs. I was working on another cartoon that I do have a lot to... Continue Reading →
Juneteenth 2024
I visited my local watering hole last week and the regular creepster was in the joint. This is a guy who seems harmless but he kinda freaks everyone out, because he's creepy. There's just something off about the guy. He seems kinda stalkerish and he makes the female bartender very uncomfortable. Hell, he makes me... Continue Reading →
School Phone Ban
This was drawn for the Fredericksburg Advance. The editor's note says: Smartphone bans are all the rage right now, with Fredericksburg, Caroline, and King George passing bans in recent weeks. But as we noted recently, bans alone aren’t the magic bullet for all that ails public education. This morning, Clay Jones brings his discerning eye,... Continue Reading →
SCOTUS Gets Bumpy
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday Banning bump stocks isn't a violation of the Second Amendment since bump stocks are NOT guns. Hello? Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon on this site is available. You can pay through PayPal. If... Continue Reading →
Love Bites
Trump LOVES Nancy Pelosi (in a not-so-secret obsession) and HATES sharks. Years before telling attendees at one of his hate rallies of his fear of sharks, he told Stormy Daniels before raw-dogging her in a Las Vegas hotel room, and after telling her she reminded him of his daughter, Ivanka. Las Vegas was also the... Continue Reading →
Sugar Daddy’s Day
President (sic) Donald Trump used the presidential executive authority to create a new regulation for the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives banning bump stocks in 2017. The new regulation was in response to a mass shooting in Las Vegas where the killer was able to murder 58 people and injure hundreds more. He... Continue Reading →
Trump And Nancy
When it comes to historians ranking our presidents, Donald Trump comes in dead last, but if we were to rank them by creepiest, Trump would come in a hot first leaving all the other presidents in his dust, even sweaty Nixon. Donald Trump is the worst, most pathetic, and corrupt president in our nation's history...and... Continue Reading →
EU Ewwww
Conservative parties dominated the European Union parliament elections last week as voters in 27 nations sent warnings to France, Germany, and even the United States. This could even affect aid to Ukraine. The center held, but the trend is clear. Europe is moving to the right. Marine Le Pen’s ultranationalist National Rally in France scored... Continue Reading →
Electric Boats and MAGA Sharks
Where do I even begin with this? Donald Trump held a little rally in Las Vegas and told the audience a story about a conversation he had with a boat builder in South Carolina. Trump often likes to relay conversations he's had only in his head, and in his tellings, the fictional person he's talking... Continue Reading →