Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Ever watch that game show Wipeout where contestants have to go through humiliating and extremely difficult physical obstacle courses to win the prize? The players are always getting knocked down, punched in the face, and knocked into a great big muddy pool. It's a really cool show to watch if you're drinking in a bar... Continue Reading →
I hate Illinois Nazis. I had the Peter Gunn Theme in my head the entire time I was drawing this, despite watching The Big Lebowski at the same time. Maybe I should have been watching another movie but none come to mind. A bunch of neo-Nazi shite nationalists held a rally in Sacramento and they were... Continue Reading →
I'm a fan of British humor. From Monty Python to The Young Ones to The Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy to the first two Beatles movies. One of the biggest aspects of the humor, or "humour" to me is the slang. American slang sucks compared to the English, especially when it comes to insults. Donald Trump might... Continue Reading →
Sorry I didn't write a column for the last two cartoons. I actually received a few comments on social media and more than one email asking why. I appreciate that some people actually like the columns, or even read them. I don't consider myself a writer in the sense of a columnist or author. I... Continue Reading →
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Did you like this cartoon? Want to help a cartoonist make a living? Look to the right of this page and make a donation through Paypal. I need to buy pens, paper, sandwiches, and dog food. The starving cartoonist and his Beagle appreciates it. If you’ve donated in the past, THANK YOU!!!
Scott Baio, the actor who played Chachi on Happy Days and its spin off, Joanie Loves Chachi, and Charles In Charge and the teen booby movie Zapped! (which I thought was amusing because I was 15 at the time and it had boobies) has spoken out on President Obama and terrorism. Chachi is a Trump... Continue Reading →
I have drawn more cartoons in the past week with alligators and crocodiles than cartoons with Donald Trump. I'll try to move on after this unless Donald Trump makes a comment about how much "the" gators love him. After a child was snatched by a gator in Florida there's been a lot of debate about... Continue Reading →
Didn't I tell you Claytoonz was going international? I've had my work published outside the U.S. before, many times, but now I'm going to draw two exclusive cartoons every month for The Costa Rica Star. They're also carrying my syndicated cartoons that each of my newspaper clients receive. The Star is in English and is... Continue Reading →
On Thursday Senator John McCain blamed President Obama for creating ISIS and having a hand in the attack in Orlando. I guess he forgot about that entire episode where President Bush invaded the wrong country, destabilizing it and creating a world class recruitment center and haven for terrorists. It must have slipped his mind. After... Continue Reading →
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