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New House Speaker Mike Johnson wants the January 6 tapes to be like Japanese porn with every terrorist face, and other body parts blurred out. Johnson (speaking of porn) reasons that blurring their faces will help prevent them from being prosecuted by the Justice Department. speaking at a press conference, Johnson said, "We have to... Continue Reading →
And I said I was done drawing Taylor Swift cartoons. Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville's ten-month folly of blockading military promotions because of a reimbursement policy for travel expenses for members to obtain an abortion has failed. Tuberville says he will now only block the most senior generals, but over 440 promotions were passed in one... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump would love to have the College Football Playoff Selection Committee choose the next president, or at least have its system used. The four teams the committee selected for this year's playoffs are Washington, Michigan, Texas, and Alabama. Third-ranked Washington beat fifth-ranked Oregon to capture the Pac-12 championship. Second-ranked Michigan beat 16th-ranked Iowa to... Continue Reading →
The Atlantic Magazine has devoted its latest edition to sounding the alarm of a second Trump administration (sic), saying it'll be much worse than his first. This should be taken seriously because if you were alive between 2017 and 2021, then you should be able to recall just how truly horrible and terrifying that first... Continue Reading →
What did Benjamin Netanyahu know and when did he know it? The Israeli government obtained Hamas' plan to attack more than a year before it happened on October 7 but dismissed it, claiming it was merely "aspirational," like Elon Musk believing he can put human beings on Mars next year. the 40-page document code named... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday And from the cutting room floor, the 5th panel I couldn't squeeze into the cartoon. Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon on this site is available. You can pay through PayPal. If you don’t... Continue Reading →
The Fox News debate between Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and California Governor Gavin Newsom was a red state versus a blue state. The deck was stacked for DeSantis as it was on Fox News and hosted by Sean Hannity who asked questions based on Republican tropes, like asking DeSantis if President Biden is in "significant... Continue Reading →
I was surprised at the margin of the House vote yesterday that expelled pathological lying fraudster George Santos. Santos is now just the sixth person to be expelled from the House. He was not expelled for lying but for 13 credible criminal charges against him. As one Republican member said, "He is a disgusting human... Continue Reading →
While appearing at The New York Times' annual DealBook Summit on Wednesday, Elon Musk told advertisers who’ve abandoned Twitter/X over his antisemitic and conspiratorial posts to "go fuck yourself." A few weeks ago, a Nazi-loving Twitter/X user posted a claim that Jewish communities support “dialectical hatred against whites.” and Elon went out of his way... Continue Reading →
Henry Kissinger is dead and he does NOT belong in Heaven. Sure, I don't actually believe in shit like Heaven and Hell, but when your top concern is if the paparazzi will notice the movie star you're dining with in a swanky Manhattan restaurant after a long day of bombing children, you're not going to... Continue Reading →
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